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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.

It's a mystery why you would be single.


Dr Watson, did the word misogynistic leap into your head to?

No, because I've paid enough attention to his posts to tell when he's kidding. Plus, I knew he was married and I don't take chat board posts all that seriously.


You should try humor in your post from time to time. I'd see you in a different light.

My posts are nothing but humor. You need a new bulb. Maybe LED... soft white...


Nope, don't get it. Even my wife didn't get it and I asked her to read that.



It's like looking top down on a pyramid.
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You asked a question. I answered it. Politely, I thought. I'm not sure how my post acquired any certain tone.


I must have missed where I interjected something about tone. You might want to reread my post. Also, I believe I was being polite.
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I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.

It's a mystery why you would be single.


Dr Watson, did the word misogynistic leap into your head to?

No, because I've paid enough attention to his posts to tell when he's kidding. Plus, I knew he was married and I don't take chat board posts all that seriously.


You should try humor in your post from time to time. I'd see you in a different light.

My posts are nothing but humor. You need a new bulb. Maybe LED... soft white...


Nope, don't get it. Even my wife didn't get it and I asked her to read that.



It's like looking top down on a pyramid.


Just because
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@DarthLego Is that your third or forth custom title in less than a week?
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@DarthLego Is that your third or forth custom title in less than a week?

5th...someone needs to return to their pancake factory.
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I want the best Taco's in the Universe
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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@DarthLego Is that your third or forth custom title in less than a week?

5th...someone needs to return to their pancake factory.

I would bet all the moderators have the ability to change the custom titles, or maybe it's just an admin thing.
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@DarthLego Is that your third or forth custom title in less than a week?

5th...someone needs to return to their pancake factory.



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I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.

It's a mystery why you would be single.


Dr Watson, did the word misogynistic leap into your head to?

No, because I've paid enough attention to his posts to tell when he's kidding. Plus, I knew he was married and I don't take chat board posts all that seriously.


You should try humor in your post from time to time. I'd see you in a different light.

My posts are nothing but humor. You need a new bulb. Maybe LED... soft white...


Nope, don't get it. Even my wife didn't get it and I asked her to read that.


Man o man. I am so sorry I have a sense of humor that not everyone can follow.

Or maybe it's not me.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user

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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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I want the best Taco's in the Universe


You now own and have the best "Taco's" in the Universe, which is really a bar for men on the South side of Juarez. The Mexican Policia bust your business for not paying for protection money from the cartels. You are now broke from backpay and now are forced to sleep in the storage room.
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I have absolutely no idea what this (and similar) jocular posts are about. Could the webmaster not set up a separate page for "hilarity" and let proper discussions have a proper page?

I apologise as a newbie but it seems to me that some people have an idea that any post however vacuous is a valid comment purely to increase their number rating.
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I think the current one was pretty petty. imo
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I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.

It's a mystery why you would be single.


Dr Watson, did the word misogynistic leap into your head to?

No, because I've paid enough attention to his posts to tell when he's kidding. Plus, I knew he was married and I don't take chat board posts all that seriously.


You should try humor in your post from time to time. I'd see you in a different light.

My posts are nothing but humor. You need a new bulb. Maybe LED... soft white...


Nope, don't get it. Even my wife didn't get it and I asked her to read that.


Man o man. I am so sorry I have a sense of humor that not everyone can follow.

Or maybe it's not me.


I was brought up by a strong mom/lady who taught me to respect women, honor them, and to view them and treat them as equals. I apologize for not getting your attempt at humor.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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I have absolutely no idea what this (and similar) jocular posts are about. Could the webmaster not set up a separate page for "hilarity" and let proper discussions have a proper page?

I apologise as a newbie but it seems to me that some people have an idea that any post however vacuous is a valid comment purely to increase their number rating.




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Nothing to do with this thread, but I thought I would share something that happened at Burger King a few days ago.

I order at the counter and the young girl (I'll guess she is about 16-18) takes my order and asks me for a name for the order.

I had just left home and had watched the movie "My name is Nobody" So I told her "Nobody".

She asks me how to spell it. I said "the usual way." She says "so N O B....can you spell it please?"

I smiled and said "you don't know how to spell the word "nobody"? She said "Uh, N O B, is it "O" next"?

So I spelled it for her.

Then today I went there again. Same girl waited on me, and asked me for a name for the order. I told her "Nobody", and she walked away and was talking to another worker and asked her how to spell "nobody".

I just smiled and thanked her.

About a ye4ar ago, I was in a Wendys restaurant and ordered and they also asked me for a name for my order. I said "Trump". The girl laughed out laud and shouted "Trump in the house". Several people laughed, customers and workers.

I always use fake names in restaurants. It's fun. I've been Elvis, MC Hammer and Pee Wee. I most often read the workers name tag and say whatever their name is. Even if it is Dianne or Yolanda.

It's a riot.
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I have absolutely no idea what this (and similar) jocular posts are about. Could the webmaster not set up a separate page for "hilarity" and let proper discussions have a proper page?

I apologise as a newbie but it seems to me that some people have an idea that any post however vacuous is a valid comment purely to increase their number rating.


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I have absolutely no idea what this (and similar) jocular posts are about. Could the webmaster not set up a separate page for "hilarity" and let proper discussions have a proper page?

I apologise as a newbie but it seems to me that some people have an idea that any post however vacuous is a valid comment purely to increase their number rating.



I am going to assume this is a funny also. I mean, what serious topic is going on in this thread?

Too funny. Kudos my man.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
I love the movie "My Name is Nobody". Sergio Leone. Terrence Hill. Ever see Super Fuzz?
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I saw that as a kid. I remember the dummy that he uses to hit the guy who is shooting at him.
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I love the movie "My Name is Nobody". Sergio Leone. Terrence Hill. Ever see Super Fuzz?


Yea. I couldn't understand why Terrence Hill wasn't a bigger star. He is handsome, and has the "look" of a movie star. And eyes like me.

There is another movie that I like of his. "Nobody is still my name" is the title, I think.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
Dooooood. He was a HUGE STAR! Over 80 films! I watched a a good quarter of them but most are out of print now. He did a lot of Mexican films too not even available here in the US. Maybe they will do a remaster bundle pack one day on bluray. Someone will open a vault of unreleased films. I keep hoping this for Henry Fonda too.
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One of my sisters was an actress. Her son is now on Broadway and her daughter is a stage manager in a Playhouse theater in Utah. Her son is kind of famous. He was in the play "Book of Mormons" recently. But now is doing a different one in New York. I can't remember which one right now.

My sister is half Chinese (my stepfather was Chinese). She is over fifty now and owns a dance studio in Cincinnati called "Head to Toe".

She has something like 800 kids a month she trains.

She did several movies back in her younger days. But all small parts.

Before she started acting, she was a BenGal (cheerleader for the Bengals). At that time, she was dating Chris Collinsworth, but that didn't work out. She said he turned out to be a jerk. I never met him. She married a male stripper many years ago, and now he is a Casino Pit Boss in Indiana.

Everyone in my family is musically, singing or dance talented, except me. I can barely play a piano and guitar. Absolutely nothing to brag about there. I am the athlete of the family (or WAS until I got old). I have three sisters and three brothers. All but one brother are half Chinese.

But I digress.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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I need that book to be recognized as what it is, it's my Needful Thing!
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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I need that book to be recognized as what it is, it's my Needful Thing!


Granted. But you forget how to read.
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