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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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joy to all men thing.


Joy is granted to all men. However, now we all must get checked out by a doctor.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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Can I get the only unrestored action comics #1 in 9.8 with no stanp?


Granted. Unfortunately, now you live in 1938. Your book is worth $0.10 cents.
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If I could, I would. I swear. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.

It's a mystery why you would be single.


Dr Watson, did the word misogynistic leap into your head to?

No, because I've paid enough attention to his posts to tell when he's kidding. Plus, I knew he was married and I don't take chat board posts all that seriously.
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I want a Mr. Meeseeks Box.

For your not small lightsaber?
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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I want a Mr. Meeseeks Box.


Granted. Everytime you push the button, the old man MeeSeeks appears instead. He takes the box from you every single time and pushes the button to call another old man MeeSeeks. He takes the box from the second one every single time and pushes the button to call another old man MeeSeeks. A third appears and immediately sees whats happening and destroys the box. Yet the box keeps reappearing however due to your purchase of this cursed item. This is even more absurd and sadder than it sounds because the second just keeps complaining about how they are all about to die any second and screams "don't push the button! we can change this!" but never does change.
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Can I get the only unrestored action comics #1 in 9.8 with no stanp?


Granted. Unfortunately, now you live in 1938. Your book is worth $0.10 cents.


Can I take a dollars worth put it in a time capsule get it back out in 70 years?
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I want a Mr. Meeseeks Box.

Just asking for trouble.....


Only if you're a Jerry. Nobody else seemed to have any trouble with their tasks, even though they were far more complicated.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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Can I get the only unrestored action comics #1 in 9.8 with no stanp?


Granted. Unfortunately, now you live in 1938. Your book is worth $0.10 cents.


Can I take a dollars worth put it in a time capsule get it back out in 70 years?


I offer cursed items. Not time traveling time capsules, not while you still live in 1938. It does not benefit you.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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I want a Mr. Meeseeks Box.

Just asking for trouble.....


Only if you're a Jerry. Nobody else seemed to have any trouble with their tasks, even though they were far more complicated.


See above.
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Can I get the only unrestored action comics #1 in 9.8 with no stanp?


Granted. Unfortunately, now you live in 1938. Your book is worth $0.10 cents.


Can I take a dollars worth put it in a time capsule get it back out in 70 years?


I offer cursed items. Not time traveling time capsules, not while you still live in 1938. It does not benefit you.


I'm going to see rick about this..
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I want a Wonder Woman Hot Toys Sixth Scale action figure.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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I'm going to see rick about this..


You do yet Rick turns you into a snake, freezes you and places you inside the "TIME TRAVEL" box that was shelved on the second episode.
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I want a Wonder Woman Hot Toys Sixth Scale action figure.


Granted. but it's invisible only to you. You can't find it. Any where. We all laugh at you. Not with you.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user



Don't listen to the quack across the street.
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I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.

It's a mystery why you would be single.


Dr Watson, did the word misogynistic leap into your head to?

No, because I've paid enough attention to his posts to tell when he's kidding. Plus, I knew he was married and I don't take chat board posts all that seriously.


You should try humor in your post from time to time. I'd see you in a different light.
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You should try humor in your post from time to time. I'd see you in a different light.


Granted. But now you are British. Your sense of humor is now very dry and you don't understand DrWatson's newfound humor.
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If I could, I would. I swear. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.

It's a mystery why you would be single.


Dr Watson, did the word misogynistic leap into your head to?

No, because I've paid enough attention to his posts to tell when he's kidding. Plus, I knew he was married and I don't take chat board posts all that seriously.


You should try humor in your post from time to time. I'd see you in a different light.

My posts are nothing but humor. You need a new bulb. Maybe LED... soft white...
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You should try humor in your post from time to time. I'd see you in a different light.


Granted. But now you are British. Your sense of humor is now very dry and you don't understand the new Doc or his humor.


No, not British. I didn't know Doc ever posted a humor filled post.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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My posts are nothing but humor. You need a new bulb. Maybe LED... soft white...


Towmater gets new light bulbs. They are the wrong kind because mislabeled at the light bulb factory. Every socket shorts out.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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No, not British. I didn't know Doc ever posted a humor filled post.


Now you see all of his humorous posts. It's too late. They've all been archived.
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get my world peace


World Peace is granted. However, the entire planet must be assimilated by a hive mind alien like Unity in order to achieve this. Dibs on the crotchless Uncle Sam costume.

Dibs on all the redheads
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I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.

It's a mystery why you would be single.


Dr Watson, did the word misogynistic leap into your head to?

No, because I've paid enough attention to his posts to tell when he's kidding. Plus, I knew he was married and I don't take chat board posts all that seriously.


You should try humor in your post from time to time. I'd see you in a different light.

My posts are nothing but humor. You need a new bulb. Maybe LED... soft white...


Nope, don't get it. Even my wife didn't get it and I asked her to read that.
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If I could, I would. I swear. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
You asked a question. I answered it. Politely, I thought. I'm not sure how my post acquired any certain tone.
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Holy embedded quotations Batman!
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.

It's a mystery why you would be single.


Dr Watson, did the word misogynistic leap into your head to?

No, because I've paid enough attention to his posts to tell when he's kidding. Plus, I knew he was married and I don't take chat board posts all that seriously.


You should try humor in your post from time to time. I'd see you in a different light.

My posts are nothing but humor. You need a new bulb. Maybe LED... soft white...


Nope, don't get it. Even my wife didn't get it and I asked her to read that.



It's like looking top down on a pyramid.
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You asked a question. I answered it. Politely, I thought. I'm not sure how my post acquired any certain tone.


I must have missed where I interjected something about tone. You might want to reread my post. Also, I believe I was being polite.
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I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.

It's a mystery why you would be single.


Dr Watson, did the word misogynistic leap into your head to?

No, because I've paid enough attention to his posts to tell when he's kidding. Plus, I knew he was married and I don't take chat board posts all that seriously.


You should try humor in your post from time to time. I'd see you in a different light.

My posts are nothing but humor. You need a new bulb. Maybe LED... soft white...


Nope, don't get it. Even my wife didn't get it and I asked her to read that.



It's like looking top down on a pyramid.


Just because
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