Post Funny Stuff #1, Vol 420265
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YOUNGER PEOPLE WON'T GET THIS ... |
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 Suck it up, buttercup!!
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KatKomics private msg quote post Address this user | |
| not funny ha ha but still funny. I just realized that Baby Yoda/Grogu has a severe learning disability. Watching Empire Yoda says for 800 years has he taught Jedi In Return when he is dying he says when 900 years old you reach look as good you will not Soooo....Grogu is 50 and can't talk and is barely mobile...but by 100 Yoda was not only a full Jedi he must have been a master Jedi - and he was training Jedi Grogu has severe issues!!! |
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 I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for.
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 Apparently, I am easily annoyed.
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 If I could, I would. I swear.
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@Rbolton  |
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 I don't believe this....and I know you don't care that I don't believe this.
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| @Rbolton @DrWatson lol!!!! | ||
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 I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out.
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| Is buttcheeks one word or do I need to spread them apart? | ||
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I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out.
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 Have I told you about the time I dropped off 3,000 comics at SDCC?
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I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for.
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 Leftover Sundae Gnus
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Those who don't routinely see my FB posts probably aren't aware of my cheeky Hit Charade parodies which are a cross between Tom Lehrer's and Weird Al's song satires (that makes them a genuine double-cross). Anyway, here's a repost of one... While posting warped humor, here's tonight's example of one of my typical daily posts (I like playing havoc with words, news becomes GNUS, etc., and may be better sitting down than the usual stand up)... Leftover Sundae Gnus: Ark construction hits snag in flood ravaged California after gender neutral labeling became an issue; Noah could not re-beach for comment. In come fly with us gnus, after additional fallout over fixing the Boeing 737 Max by offering a parachute upgrade to passengers seated next to door plugs a new issue arose when an employee memo surfaced about out of spec holes. Boeing is working on this and may offer free patch kits to customers as a courtesy. In restored street cred gnus, aging rapper “Killer Mike” was arrested on misdemeanor battery charges near the Crypto Arena site after winning 3 Grammy's, accidentally colliding with a critic. He was in the process of being released Sunday evening; no details on his impounded walker, but his batteries are fully charged. Hopefully, a few more here besides those who follow my regular FB posts will find these amusing.   |
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| @CatmanAmerica lol...GNU is the only GNUS - from when I was a kid - No GNUS is good GNUS with Gary GNU!!! |
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If I could, I would. I swear.
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Leftover Sundae Gnus
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Quote:Originally Posted by KatKomics Okay, that's funny too! Never saw this series on the radio when I was a kid!  ...But cleverness is sometimes like that. Here's the fully dressed masthead for GNUS BRIEFS satires... For weekend or rather weakened gnus, there's also SUNDAE GNUS (just desserts)...  I'm looking through my postings for commentary subjects that'd be okay for this thread (avoiding the third rail of Polly's ticks). |
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Leftover Sundae Gnus
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| Twos Day's Gnus briefs: In housing bribery bust gnus, 70 current and former NY housing authority employees have been charged with pocketing over $2 million for no bid contracts; as a reward for their service federally assisted public housing will be made available to them in the near future! In sporting gnus, a half dozen hockey stars are on thin ice, charged with sexual assault; Canadian authorities apologize for the six year delay in processing due to league goal tending and promise players won’t skate charges! |
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 You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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Apparently, I am easily annoyed.
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Apparently, I am easily annoyed.
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I don't believe this....and I know you don't care that I don't believe this.
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 Staple topics, nice.
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@GAC That had all the metal heads, Mustaine, Halford and more, to funny! |
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 I'm sure whatever it was you got me was perfect.
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I'm sure whatever it was you got me was perfect.
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I don't believe this....and I know you don't care that I don't believe this.
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Quote:Originally Posted by makahuka Yup! Hilarious!!! Crazy how these two songs sync up so well. lol!!! 🤣 |
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Apparently, I am easily annoyed.
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I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for.
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 The apple sauce and pudding were the best part...
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| Powerstruggle. If you have to ask don't post. | ||
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