Post Funny Stuff #1, Vol 420265
 Not trying to be an ass since February 12, 2020.
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| When I was a kid we were taught “everyone love everyone”; which encompassed a set meaningful guidelines for life. Possibly to avoid short comings of our grandparents and great grandparents eras. They are as follows in no particular order. “Treat others as you would like to be treated (includes being kind/ respectful) “Do not judge people based on their differences (also includes appearance, ethnicity, religion, etc)” “Base your beliefs on facts not feelings and check the facts (to ensure you’re putting yourself in the right place and not fighting for those beliefs in vain)” As time went on and the world turned I began to notice that our world was not getting any better; possibly even getting worse. Father time grew older, baby new year came and went times over, I watched, I waited, I hoped a little bit and I became an adult. As an adult I could clearly see the world has not gotten better and seemingly had gotten worse. I watched, I listened, I hope a bit more. Through my watching and listening and loss of hope I finally; ever so naively; realized a crucial error in the ways of my generational upbringing. The irrefutable fact that… Our parents were hypocrites. |
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 I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out.
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| Imagine being a very talented surgeon who's specialty is working on the spines of babies...only to be the oddball of the family because he has 3 brothers all of whom are very popular and one is freaken Thor | ||
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Not trying to be an ass since February 12, 2020.
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| If you’re cold; go to the corner of the room. It’s 90 degrees there. | ||
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 I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for.
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 Suck it up, buttercup!!
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Quote:Originally Posted by HulkSmash Did you read the review of the restaurant on the moon? The food is great but there's no atmosphere..... |
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Quote:Originally Posted by KatKomicsthat’s no moon… |
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| @KatKomics have you heard the one about the man who walked into a bar? He said ouch. | ||
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 "There, their, they're."
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| A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Hey, why the long face?" | ||
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| Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll have an H2O please” The second scientist says, “I’ll have an H2O too.” The second scientist died |
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I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out.
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| A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar The rabbit says "I think Im a typo" |
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 If I could, I would. I swear.
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Quote:Originally Posted by HulkSmash There's nothing as funny as a hydrogen peroxide joke. |
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Quote:Originally Posted by DrWatson What are the primary elements of a sense of humor? Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium. Otherwise known as SArCaSm |
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Quote:Originally Posted by GACa horse is tending bar; a man walks in and the horse says “hey; why the short face?”. |
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 I wish I had a title.
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| Hi! I'm Dr. Cheeks, I'm trying to make my rounds but I'm little behind. | ||
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I wish I had a title.
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I wish I had a title.
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I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for.
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I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for.
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 Why just the women? I like bears.
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Quote:Originally Posted by HulkSmash A dyslexic man walks into a bra. |
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"There, their, they're."
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Car dealership in Chicago. |
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CGC slabs be like |
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