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ok some jokes I heard while on vacation:

what's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? a gator you see later and a croc you see in a while.

a group of soldiers were in an unknown land. a soldier tells the captain that enemy troops are heading their way. The captain tells the soldier to retrieve his red coat. the soldier does he is told and gets it. there is a battle where the soldiers all survive. the soldier asks the captain "why did you want to bring his red coat". the captain responds "if I fell in battle I did not want you to see me bleed". On the voyage home, the captain is told "captain several enemy ships are heading our way". The captain responds "Bring me my brown pants"
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At Disney. I feel super safe at my hotel.

A guard is always on watch


A group of soldiers are protecting the perimeter



But in case of an emergency I got a getaway car
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@power_struggle55 that bucket o soldiers is way too big or RC is scaled too small
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Or maybe find a woman who isn't a perfect 36; 12-12-12.
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Or maybe find a woman who isn't a perfect 36; 12-12-12.

Even a perfect 36 needs some lovin'.
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@HAmistoso dive in!
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@HAmistoso dive in!



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Brief context: in April, a wrestlemania documentary was announced for release that Wednesday. it got delayed until this week, rumored to be done by the Rock to make himself look good. this has led to a flood of the Rock rewriting history memes, here's a couple I did 🤣



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