Post Funny Stuff #1, Vol 420265
 I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out.
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| ok some jokes I heard while on vacation: what's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? a gator you see later and a croc you see in a while. a group of soldiers were in an unknown land. a soldier tells the captain that enemy troops are heading their way. The captain tells the soldier to retrieve his red coat. the soldier does he is told and gets it. there is a battle where the soldiers all survive. the soldier asks the captain "why did you want to bring his red coat". the captain responds "if I fell in battle I did not want you to see me bleed". On the voyage home, the captain is told "captain several enemy ships are heading our way". The captain responds "Bring me my brown pants" |
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 Not trying to be an ass since February 12, 2020.
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I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out.
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| At Disney. I feel super safe at my hotel. A guard is always on watch  A group of soldiers are protecting the perimeter  But in case of an emergency I got a getaway car  |
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| @power_struggle55 that bucket o soldiers is way too big or RC is scaled too small | ||
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 I'm sure whatever it was you got me was perfect.
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 being an ass and being a clown are two very different things.
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 If I could, I would. I swear.
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| Or maybe find a woman who isn't a perfect 36; 12-12-12. | ||
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 I'll probably wake up constipated.
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Quote:Originally Posted by DrWatson Even a perfect 36 needs some lovin'. |
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things.
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 Apparently, I am easily annoyed.
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| @HAmistoso dive in! | ||
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Rbolton  |
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 I blame the forum gremlins.
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| "Support wall?!? We don't need no stinking support wall! Just fill it up, it'll be fine." | ||
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things.
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 I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for.
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things.
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 Have I told you about the time I dropped off 3,000 comics at SDCC?
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 You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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Brief context: in April, a wrestlemania documentary was announced for release that Wednesday. it got delayed until this week, rumored to be done by the Rock to make himself look good. this has led to a flood of the Rock rewriting history memes, here's a couple I did 🤣  |
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I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for.
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things.
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I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for.
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 I don't believe this....and I know you don't care that I don't believe this.
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