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| @Gaard well, if you think about it, you don’t wanna get a surgeon who’s bored of their job…. Could you imagine hearing this right before the procedure? “oh crap, I have to do nine colonoscopies today”  🤣 |
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 Beaten by boat oars
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| Shitbags who scrape up my rear bumper and not tell me. Just because the Honda has 220k miles on it doesn't mean I want it looking like shit. | ||
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 I'd like to say I still turned out alright, but that would be a lie.
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 I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Studley_Dudley If you were at the grocery or the gym, that's one thing. However, I can see them not leaving a note if you were parked behind the adult bookstore. |
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| The soaring prices of Girl Scout Cookies! How do I say “No!” without making the little girl feel sad? |
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery.
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| You just say, "No." and think of what you can do with the money besides getting fat. Imagine if you were trying to sell them comics. They would tell you no and insult you without a moment of hesitation. I see them camped out at the grocery store and I don't even make eye contact. Sometimes they get bossy. That's when I ask them how come they missed out on the primo spots like the Walmart and Chik-fil-a. Sometimes the parents clap back and I say, "Hey, don't take it out on me because your kid didn't make cheerleader and had to settle for Girl Scouts."  |
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 I have a problem with fattening women up.
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| Many moons ago I was exceptionally passive. Jehovah witnesses came by and because I couldn't close the door in their fa e I sat and listened fir hours sometimes. My psychiatrist said , no tell the next person that comes to your door your not interested abd close the door. Do not open the door and dont feel guilty. I said okay. A few weeks passed and I get a knock. A little girl was selling cookies and dragged a huge tub with her. I told her I wasn't interested abd closed the door. She started crying. I didnt open tbe door. My friends say there is a special place in hell for me. My psychiatrist said there are shades of grey. |
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 I don't believe this....and I know you don't care that I don't believe this.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Studley_Dudley Yup....and when people park too close and bang their door on yours....drives me batty!! |
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 We should have the forum rate our packages.
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| Someone once parked so close to me I had to get in on the passenger side and crawl over. I’d recommend not doing that to someone who drives a 25 year old work truck. They’ll then repeatedly open their driver door from the inside into the door of the car that parked to close. |
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 Apparently, I am easily annoyed.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Bronte Answering the door naked used to work for me in getting unwanted solicitors not to come back, not sue you could do that nowadays, and would definitely not recommend it for Girl Scouts….. |
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 I hold the record for itchy trigger finger.
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Quote:Originally Posted by multi007 You can't. That's why I keep buying them. |
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 Why just the women? I like bears.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Rbolton  |
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 If the viagra is working you should be well over a 9.8.
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| You can make a donation to the Scouts instead of buying cookies if you don't want to eat them. You can buy cookies and tell them to keep them, or you can just give cash. Politely declining is an option, of course, but my daughter's troop doesn't do Walmart anymore because politeness doesn't exist there. @multi007 FWIW our prices are the same as last year. |
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Beaten by boat oars
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Quote:Originally Posted by Bronte I went to my friend's house a couple weeks ago to meet up before our monthly trip to meet up with some of the other fellas at Twin Peaks. His daughter cornered me and I ordered a few boxes. I used to feel bad but I actually do like the peanut butter cookies the girl scouts sell. I bought six boxes of cookies. I'll keep two boxes and take the other four to work or to my father. I understand some of what you're talking about. It took me a long time to realize saying "no" is an acceptable response to people. Don't worry if she cries. Girls learn that manipulation tactic early in life. Anyone with a wife, girlfriend, sister or daughter knows it. If they cry enough, someone might give them what they want but it doesn't have to be you. |
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Apparently, I am easily annoyed.
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| I don’t mind them peddling their cookies, I do mind it when they come in to my place of business and solicit my clients in our waiting area. | ||
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery.
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| Put a No Girl Scouts Peddling Cookies Allowed sign on your door. | ||
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