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I have a problem with fattening women up. Bronte private msg quote post Address this user
Parked my vehicle waiting for a Facebook guy to meet me. A kid trying to do a wheelie on an ebike loses control and crashes into my vehicle and the car next to me. He goes by trauma hawk to ER, the owner of ebike is responsible for damages not the kid who was riding it. The kids who owned ebike stepmother says deal with kids dad. The stepmother was trailer trash looking and pregnant. The other guy whose vehicle was also danaged texted me saying he doesn't think they can afford to fix vehicles. Apparently he used to be law enforcement and can spot a deadbeat.

So my driver's side mirror is busted. And multiple dents. The guy said I might need to go to small claims court. Sigh.....
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
I came out of the grocery store to find the passenger side of my truck's bed panel smashed in and my tire slit and flat where someone plowed into the truck and drove off. $220 for a new tire and $1112 to replace and repair the side panel. Now, I drove the yard work truck to the store and park way off by myself.
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I have a problem with fattening women up. Bronte private msg quote post Address this user
Thats ridiculous. You'd think they would have waited for you to come out and tell you.
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
It could have been a tourist, an illegal, or a local with no insurance. I just paid for the repairs. It was less than my deductible.
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Apparently, I am easily annoyed. Rbolton private msg quote post Address this user
I always try to park away from everyone else, it has gotten to the point that my wife makes fun of by telling me we need to take a shuttle in order to get from where I park to the stores.
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We should have the forum rate our packages. HeinzDad private msg quote post Address this user
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I always try to park away from everyone else, it has gotten to the point that my wife makes fun of by telling me we need to take a shuttle in order to get from where I park to the stores.
that’s how I was parked.
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Why just the women? I like bears. Gaard private msg quote post Address this user
I always park out near the end of the lot. Never packed in like sardines and you don't have the kids swinging their doors wide open. Never understood people who drive around looking for a spot closer to the door instead of just walking an extra 100 feet.

If you can walk, you can walk.
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Feel free to use my post as a checklist. multi007 private msg quote post Address this user
@GAC yea, there are several Soccer players who are getting over 100 million a year.

Ronaldo get over. 250 million a year. Messi over 100 million a year.

It’s crazy. Good for them. But I’m a teacher so a little salary jealous. Lol.
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I don't believe this....and I know you don't care that I don't believe this. GAC private msg quote post Address this user
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@GAC yea, there are several Soccer players who are getting over 100 million a year.

Ronaldo get over. 250 million a year. Messi over 100 million a year.

It’s crazy. Good for them. But I’m a teacher so a little salary jealous. Lol.


Thats insane money! that does explain $1500 ticket prices then. lol!!!
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Feel free to use my post as a checklist. multi007 private msg quote post Address this user
@GAC I read an article that the top ten players earn nearly 1 billion dollars total.
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I'd like to say I still turned out alright, but that would be a lie. flanders private msg quote post Address this user
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I somehow lost my car keys


I never found them, but this is kind of the opposite of a gear grinding post and I'm giving myself a pat on the back for not being a dumbass and forking over $200+ for another key.

I got this on amazon and highly recommend doing your own search if you're ever in the same situation. I programmed two keys in less than ten minutes and now I have 2 spares for less than $90.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FR4ZTF4T?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title
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Apparently, I am easily annoyed. Rbolton private msg quote post Address this user
Smurf Apple and smurf their stupid updates!
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Please continue to ignore anything I post. southerncross private msg quote post Address this user
Well I got notified to change my password for the third time on the CGC website forum. Well I think I'll pass because I can't be bothered.

Their website has problems now and I suspect it's because no money is spent on it.
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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Smurf Apple and smurf their stupid updates!

Apparently, you are easily annoyed.
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Apparently, I am easily annoyed. Rbolton private msg quote post Address this user
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Smurf Apple and smurf their stupid updates!

Apparently, you are easily annoyed.

Not only am I easily annoyed, apparently I am a freaking Smurf as well! 😂
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
I am not an Apple fan by any means, but what prompted your fruit inspired tirade?
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Apparently, I am easily annoyed. Rbolton private msg quote post Address this user
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I am not an Apple fan by any means, but what prompted your fruit inspired tirade?

Well since you asked, their latest and greatest update that they did, it totally rearranged my phone, cleared cache(removed all saved sites and passwords)only opens one tab at a time and now every time I open an app I get pop ups asking me if I want to try the new and better application. Just Smurf em!
😁
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
Yeah, never had an iPhone and I don't really want one.
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Apparently, I am easily annoyed. Rbolton private msg quote post Address this user
Smart decision
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We should have the forum rate our packages. HeinzDad private msg quote post Address this user
You waited as long as you could without updating then? My phone has been like that for 6 weeks.
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
My sister has one.

She calls me with questions and I tell her that I'm an android man and that I don't know anything about iFarts.

It makes her mad.
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
The Subway app did mysteriously stop working correctly a few months ago. Still won't work correctly.

I just deleted the app and order from their website when I can get on my desktop.

Problem solved, but still irritated that I can't get the app to work correctly.
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I'd like to say I still turned out alright, but that would be a lie. flanders private msg quote post Address this user
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The Subway app did mysteriously stop working correctly a few months ago


I'm a bit shocked. You seem like the type of guy that would make his own sandwiches.
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We should have the forum rate our packages. HeinzDad private msg quote post Address this user

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I am not an illiterate plagiarist. drmccoy74 private msg quote post Address this user
My favorite Subway sub is the Seafood Sensation and my least favorite is their Meatball.
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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My favorite Subway sub is the Seafood Sensation and my least favorite is their Meatball.

The meatball sub would take of Pre_Coder's constipation issues.
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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The Subway app did mysteriously stop working correctly a few months ago


I'm a bit shocked. You seem like the type of guy that would make his own sandwiches.

Every once in a while I like to pamper myself... and I'm not talking diapers.
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Apparently, I am easily annoyed. Rbolton private msg quote post Address this user
@HeinzDad yeah, I usually put it off as long as possible
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We should have the forum rate our packages. HeinzDad private msg quote post Address this user
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@HeinzDad yeah, I usually put it off as long as possible
I cringe when I see all the updates on my wife’s phone screen.
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