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I award you no points! stanley_1883 private msg quote post Address this user
The person at a Comic Con who is ahead of you at the line to drop off submissions. He has a dolly with plastic totes and he’s getting all of them graded. While I stand behind him trying to submit 2 books.
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I AM... THE Bat-Manuel MurrayC private msg quote post Address this user
Here's my best "Canadian asking American to ship to Canada" story

Like most ebay auctions based in the US, a particular US seller didn't list if he is willing to ship to Canada or not, so I reached to him and asked (95% of the time, they are willing)

The seller got back to me and said, "I don't like shipping over seas". I sent a two word reply "We're attached"

It's a running joke here in Canada that Americans are bad at geography, but this particular case had an extra "WOW" factor in that he lived in a state that BORDERED with Canada.
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by GAC
The fact that the following phrases are no longer popular:

"your goose is cooked"
"heavens to Betsy"
"poppycock"
"hop the fence"


I might also add one of my other favorites: Well, he tore up Jack and killed Betty.
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I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for. drchaos private msg quote post Address this user
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The person at a Comic Con who is ahead of you at the line to drop off submissions. He has a dolly with plastic totes and he’s getting all of them graded. While I stand behind him trying to submit 2 books.


Could be worse, some chatty Cathy could get the artist talking for a good ten minutes instead.
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I don't believe this....and I know you don't care that I don't believe this. GAC private msg quote post Address this user
When people feel the world owes them something.
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Collector Silversorrow private msg quote post Address this user
People that stop at the beginning of a merge lane and wait for an opening in traffic to pull straight into the main lane of traffic, instead of you know, actually using the merge lane as it is intended to be used by driving in it and getting up to speed to merge seamlessly into traffic. This just drives me batty!
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Apparently, I am easily annoyed. Rbolton private msg quote post Address this user
The woke movement.
Cancel culture.
Scam phone calls.
Self check out when 10 employees are standing around doing nothing.
My wife at certain times.
Red light when I’m the only person at the intersection.
This just scratches the surface, apparently I am easily annoyed.
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" . " Davethebrave private msg quote post Address this user
Hypocrites
Ignoramuses

Hypocritical ignoramuses
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Collector Travis private msg quote post Address this user
When the clutch don’t work right it grinds my gears
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How do I know this? Because I've done it myself. lawguy1977 private msg quote post Address this user
People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

(Guess the movie)
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The apple sauce and pudding were the best part... Bronte private msg quote post Address this user
People who stop by your house trying to sell you stuff or convert your religion.
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Hold your tongue and say, "I live on a pirate ship." Fads89 private msg quote post Address this user
Lack of oil.
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I'd like to say I still turned out alright, but that would be a lie. flanders private msg quote post Address this user
@lawguy1977 I don't want to spoil it and had to look it up, but I started laughing in the theatre when Warlock first appeared in GOG3 and thought of another line from that film.
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Masculinity takes a holiday. EbayMafia private msg quote post Address this user
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Hypocrites
Ignoramuses

Hypocritical ignoramuses


True hypocrites are a very small percentage of people on one end of the spectrum (ex: Preach vegetarianism but eat steak when no one is looking). The other end of the spectrum is rigid ideological adherence (The vegetarian who would rather everyone starve to death than eat meat). That's also a small percentage of people. The healthy middle of the spectrum would be "rationally inconsistent", based on circumstances (opposed to stealing, but understand that some circumstances call for it). Most of us exist just a bit to one side or other of the middle. People on both extreme ends of the spectrum are probably equally pathological...and grind my gears.
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Collector Retired_11B private msg quote post Address this user
People who drive 1 mile over the speed limit in the passing lane with no traffic to their right.

VA drivers who do a three lane change with no signal to make the exit "they have to have".
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I'm waiting.... (tapping fingers).
Splotches is gettin old!
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Originally Posted by Rbolton
The woke movement.
Cancel culture.
Scam phone calls.
Self check out when 10 employees are standing around doing nothing.
My wife at certain times.
Red light when I’m the only person at the intersection.
This just scratches the surface, apparently I am easily annoyed.


Spot On!!!
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" . " Davethebrave private msg quote post Address this user
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by stanley_1883
The person at a Comic Con who is ahead of you at the line to drop off submissions. He has a dolly with plastic totes and he’s getting all of them graded. While I stand behind him trying to submit 2 books.


Could be worse, some chatty Cathy could get the artist talking for a good ten minutes instead.

I'd rather be behind a Chatty Cathy as opposed to a Kitty Carry-All.
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I haven't aired it out. It's part of the provenance. Galen130 private msg quote post Address this user
My wife’s 33 year old adult kid living in our large out-building while not holding down a job. I want to throw him out soooooooo bad. 🤬🤬🤬
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I'm waiting.... (tapping fingers).
Splotches is gettin old!
Nuffsaid111 private msg quote post Address this user
Those sh&tty CGC doodles/Remarque/whatever on an already busy cover.
You can't even see the freakin' art blended in with the busy cover.
And using whiteout to have the Remarque standout. <face palm> - talk about destroying a comic.
I don't know what rationality is in folks heads sometimes.


Use the blank/sketch covers folks! That's what they're created for
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I'm waiting.... (tapping fingers).
Splotches is gettin old!
Nuffsaid111 private msg quote post Address this user
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Please continue to ignore anything I post. southerncross private msg quote post Address this user
Pretentious people online
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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Pretentious people online

I concur. I would go so far as to say pretentious condescending pontificating twats online, but that would be just off the top of my head.
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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My wife’s 33 year old adult kid living in our large out-building while not holding down a job. I want to throw him out soooooooo bad. 🤬🤬🤬

Give him a list of chores.
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The apple sauce and pudding were the best part... Bronte private msg quote post Address this user
@DrWatson

He's got it made. Mommy is protecting him. He isn't going to do squat as long as he has 1 parent siding with him. They need to be a united front before anything of consequence happens unfortunately.
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I'd like to say I still turned out alright, but that would be a lie. flanders private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by Galen130
My wife’s 33 year old adult kid living in our large out-building while not holding down a job. I want to throw him out soooooooo bad. 🤬🤬🤬


Does he at least collect comics or is he also lame?
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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@DrWatson

He's got it made. Mommy is protecting him. He isn't going to do squat as long as he has 1 parent siding with him. They need to be a united front before anything of consequence happens unfortunately.

I agree. Just throwing it out there. Sort of in keeping with the idea that if he's acting like a kid, treat him like one.
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I'd like to say I still turned out alright, but that would be a lie. flanders private msg quote post Address this user
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if he's acting like a kid, treat him like one.


If he does the chores, he'll probably want an allowance of at least a $15/hour living wage, while overlooking the free room and board. He'll also want to be compensated by the hour for any time that he is under stress while thinking about said chores.
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Please continue to ignore anything I post. southerncross private msg quote post Address this user
People who pull out comic books in back issue bins then proceed to remove the tape to pull the book out of the bag and board to inspect it without asking if they can do that first.

I've never done that. Even at cons I ask can I inspect books when they hit the $100 mark and I always ask the vendor to remove the book and put it back in the bag.
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