What Grinds Your Gears?!19739
 I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery.
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| Where is it written that just because I own a truck, I want to help everyone move their shit? 🛻 | ||
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 I AM... THE Bat-Manuel
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Quote:Originally Posted by HeinzDad And if they're British, they pronounce it as a single word in less than a millisecond "joonowwattoymain?" [joo now watt oy main] |
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 I'm not a plagiarist. I'm also not illiterate.
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Quote:Originally Posted by DrWatsonunwritten rule Same goes for chainsaws and trailers |
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 I don't believe this....and I know you don't care that I don't believe this.
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Quote:Originally Posted by drmccoy74 snowblowers and long ladders too. |
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 -Our Odin-Rest in Peace |
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| People who say "huh?" and then reply to you before you repeat yourself. | ||
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 If the viagra is working you should be well over a 9.8.
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| Two nights ago I couldn't sleep, so I spent yesterday feeling tired. Last night I go to bed on time and move my alarm back to catch up a bit, and wake up early. | ||
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 I haven't aired it out. It's part of the provenance.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Jesse_O Huh???  |
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 Beaten by boat oars
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| My sister has been calling me every day for the last month. Only person I know who talks for 20 straight minutes and says absolutely nothing. | ||
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 Not trying to be an ass since February 12, 2020.
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Quote:Originally Posted by GACthis is why I drive a BRZ with a child car seat behind the front passenger. No moving, no rides, not my problem  |
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery.
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| Comcast a.k.a. Xfinity. I hate them with a passion that is reserved for very few others... grrr. | ||
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 I wish I had a title.
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| Wendys forgetting my baconator.... | ||
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 It gets old smelling it everytime I go outside my door.
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Quote:Originally Posted by DrWatson I have a similar feeling towards AT&T..... |
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 Please continue to ignore anything I post.
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| Mine was century link, slowest internet ever and I could walk out the back of my door and throw a stone and hit a major stadium that they had their name attached to it. You'd think so close to the stadium their Internet speed would be Mikey mouse, but no. Changed providers a couple years ago that has super fast internet and all is well |
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 Apparently, I am easily annoyed.
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This, listed as brand new!      |
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Apparently, I am easily annoyed.
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Rbolton private msg quote post Address this user | |
| bought from sci-fi toys username on ebay, just a heads up | ||
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Apparently, I am easily annoyed.
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| my fault for buying anyone that uses stock photos | ||
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 I like bean sprouts.
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| @Rbolton We can add "Uses stock photos" to the gear grinding list, I think. | ||
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 I'd like to say I still turned out alright, but that would be a lie.
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| @HAmistoso does it grind your gears that there's hair in the shower or that you're balding? | ||
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I wish I had a title.
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ComicNinja0215 private msg quote post Address this user | |
| @flanders or both?? Lmao | ||
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 I'll probably wake up constipated.
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Quote:Originally Posted by flanders That hair appears to have been tossed against the shower wall out of anger. So I'm going to guess balding. |
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 I'm a McNugget guzzler.
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| I hope it’s not pubes | ||
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It gets old smelling it everytime I go outside my door.
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| @HAmistoso that's a lotta hippie hair there. Are you alright? | ||
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| I'm happy it's not in the drain. | ||
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Beaten by boat oars
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| That's one reason why living with chicks was always gross. They shed something fierce. I still retain my flowing mane and my drain has never looked like that. | ||
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| What else can you do @Studley_Dudley? | ||
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I'm a McNugget guzzler.
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HeinzDad private msg quote post Address this user | |
Quote:Originally Posted by Studley_DudleyYou ever have a dog that inadvertently eats some woman hair and later takes a bungee dump? I can elaborate if anyone’s imagination isn’t as cray as mine. |
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| I hope it's not pubes. | ||
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I'll probably wake up constipated.
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Pre_Coder private msg quote post Address this user | |
Quote:Originally Posted by HeinzDad Can you substantiate with pics? |
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I'm a McNugget guzzler.
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HeinzDad private msg quote post Address this user | |
| Nope, I’m not that messed up. Wait, who am I kidding, if I had my phone at the time I woulda. Lets just say he got startled when a hanger hit his inner knee. |
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