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I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out. | power_struggle55 private msg quote post Address this user | |
I have an incredible power. If I swallow a string, it will come out the other end tied together. I shit you knot | ||
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Masculinity takes a holiday. | EbayMafia private msg quote post Address this user | |
If you are in Texas or Florida and you hear a man say "Hey everybody, look at me"...you should move away from him. There's a decent chance that man is about to die. | ||
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It was a one trick pony show but always hilarious. | GAC private msg quote post Address this user | |
Quote:Originally Posted by power_struggle55 Ha!.. and gross. |
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"Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha... | JustThatGuy private msg quote post Address this user | |
Why do jokes about light sabers and younglibgs are always funny? Cause they never get old. |
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I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out. | power_struggle55 private msg quote post Address this user | |
When does a joke become become a dad joke? When it become aparent |
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things. | HAmistoso private msg quote post Address this user | |
How long does it take to go from sitting on one's a$$ to becoming an a$$? About one sentence. |
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I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out. | power_struggle55 private msg quote post Address this user | |
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 |
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Two snowmen are enjoying a day in the park when one turns to the other and asks “Hey Tom, do you smell carrots?”. | ||
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You can't get good wood on the ball every time. | HotKeyComics private msg quote post Address this user | |
there are 10 types of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can't |
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What do Asgardians use to cook their slow cooked meals in? A Ragna-Crock-Pot! | ||
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Quote:Originally Posted by HotKeyComics I’m still grinning like the cat who stole the canary over this one. Lol!! |
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(E) Lee Gyllenhaal “The snake” Roberts |
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things. | HAmistoso private msg quote post Address this user | |
101010101010!!! | ||
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Collector | Zombiebigfoot private msg quote post Address this user | |
Two blondes walk into a building. You think at least one of them would’ve seen it... | ||
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things. | HAmistoso private msg quote post Address this user | |
What is Satan's favorite snack? Cinnamon raisin quick bread. |
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I award you no points… | stanley_1883 private msg quote post Address this user | |
Nachos are simply Tacos that don’t have their lives together. | ||
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Collector | Zombiebigfoot private msg quote post Address this user | |
Superman noticed Batman was walking a bit slow one night & decided to ask him if he was feeling alright. “I’m ok Clark,” Batman says. “It’s a brace I wear from time to time for this Bane in my back.” | ||
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I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out. | power_struggle55 private msg quote post Address this user | |
When I see a couples name carved onto the side of a tree. I dont think "these two must be in love". I think "who brings a knife to a date" | ||
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I'll probably wake up constipated. | Pre_Coder private msg quote post Address this user | |
Quote:Originally Posted by power_struggle55 Ha! |
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I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out. | power_struggle55 private msg quote post Address this user | |
Two men are in a bar drinking. The bar is on the 10th floor of a building. One of the men chugs a large beer. Goes to the window and jumps out. Sometime later he comes back. Chugs another beer and jumps out the window. Again comes back. Repeats it again. The other man finally asks "How are you doing that?" The first man responds "Oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk." The other guy remarks "wow" and he wants to try. So he chugs a large beer and jumps out the window. Splat....dies instantly. The bartender then looks over at the first person and says "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk." |
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things. | HAmistoso private msg quote post Address this user | |
What is Alfred's top secret codename? Waynemaker |
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What was Aquaman’s code name as a kid? Water boy. | ||
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What kind of cookware does Tony Stark use? Peppers’ Pott’s. | ||
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What are agriculture Autobots known as? Trans-Farmers. | ||
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I AM... THE Bat-Manuel | MurrayC private msg quote post Address this user | |
A man who liked to party with his buddies got an ultimatum from his wife, "The next time you come home after a night of drinking with your buddies covered in your own vomit, I am leaving you and going home to my mother" The man loved his wife dearly, and vowed to quit drinking so as not to lose her. One night his buddies show up at the front door begging him to go drinking with them. The man explained the situation with his wife, and the buddies said "We it planned out! Just put a $20 bill in your shirt pocket, and if you puke on yourself, tell your wife someone ELSE barfed on you, and he gave you $20 for dry cleaning" Sure enough, the man came home drunk as a skunk and covered in his own vomit. He explained to his angry wife "Honey, this barf isn't mine. Some other guy puked on me and left $20 in my shirt pocket for dry cleaning". His wife reached into his shirt and pulled out $40, to which the man said "Oh yeah... he sh!t in my pants too" |
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Suck it up, buttercup!! | KatKomics private msg quote post Address this user | |
Quote:Originally Posted by power_struggle55 maybe it's just me?? lots of people have pocket knives all the time - how do you eat fruit? I mostly cut off pieces of apple, pear etc...so generally have a knife close at hand |
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If the viagra is working you should be well over a 9.8. | xkonk private msg quote post Address this user | |
Quote:Originally Posted by KatKomics Personally, at home with a kitchen knife (if I cut it at all). |
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I blame the forum gremlins. | figment private msg quote post Address this user | |
There are two types of people in the world. 1. Those who can extrapolate from an incomplete data set. |
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things. | HAmistoso private msg quote post Address this user | |
Have you heard the rumors that Zeus has been cheating on his wife? Apparently it was all just Hera-say until he got the thunderclap. |
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You can't get good wood on the ball every time. | HotKeyComics private msg quote post Address this user | |
not really my "favorite" joke... but.. |
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