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 I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out.
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| What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? | ||
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 being an ass and being a clown are two very different things.
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Quote:Originally Posted by power_struggle55 I'm listening... |
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 It was a one trick pony show but always hilarious.
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Quote:Originally Posted by WMorse  |
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 Suck it up, buttercup!!
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| I was driving to the store and rear-ended the car in front of me.... the guy got out to look at the damage..and...well...he was a little person. Anyway....he looked at the damage and said "I'm not happy".....so I asked him " which one are you?" |
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Suck it up, buttercup!!
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| for my Canadian peeps!! ( apologies to the bilangue ) What's the only thing wrong with French immersion? They don't hold them under long enough |
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I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out.
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| Why are New Yorkers always grumpy? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey |
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I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out.
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power_struggle55 private msg quote post Address this user | |
| Do you hear about the power ourage at a mall in Newark, NJ? There were people stuck for hours on the esculator | ||
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 Masculinity takes a holiday.
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| What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift. (very old joke). | ||
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Masculinity takes a holiday.
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Quote:Originally Posted by power_struggle55 I like! New one for me. |
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 If the viagra is working you should be well over a 9.8.
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| One my brother told me the other day that I somehow had never heard before: I just found out Albert Einstein was a real, living person. I always thought he was a theoretical physicist. |
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 Why just the women? I like bears.
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| How much does a chimney cost? Nothing. It's on the house. |
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 Collector
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Heard this one as a kid & it’s stuck with me ever since.  “When I pass away I’d like to go like my grandpa did - peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car.” |
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 I'll probably wake up constipated.
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Quote:Originally Posted by WMorse Who's there? |
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Pre_Coder ipidydef |
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Collector
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| A woman takes her dog to the vet concerned it’s losing its hearing. After the exam she’s told it was just a buildup of hair in its ears, to which the vet suggests using Nair to keep the problem under control & avoiding another stressful visit for the both of them. She thanks the vet for the advice and says she’ll pick up a bottle & start the process immediately. She decides to stop at the local drugstore on the way home. She finds the Nair, but the checkout counter is so busy they direct her to checkout with the pharmacist instead. Setting the bottle on the counter, the elderly pharmacist offers some advice on properly using it. “If you’re using this on your legs or armpits then don’t shave for at least two weeks afterwards.” “No, you don’t understand” she says, “I’m using this on my schnauzer.” The pharmacist leans in close to her, whispering “then don’t ride your bicycle for a least two weeks ok?” |
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things.
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| What is Harley's nickname for Ivy? Jell-O because she is artificial Puddin. What is Ivy's nickname for Harley? KFC because she is... |
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I'll probably wake up constipated.
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Quote:Originally Posted by WMorse ipidydef who..? |
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 The apple sauce and pudding were the best part...
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Quote:Originally Posted by WMorse Finger licking good? |
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Pre_Coder  |
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I'll probably wake up constipated.
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Quote:Originally Posted by WMorse And I'm the only one who fell for it.  |
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things.
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| Heard Penguin is starting up a new food service business enterprise. Rumors are it's going to be called Pigeon of the Sea. | ||
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 You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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Quote:Originally Posted by WMorse She couldn't handle another one in the mix  |
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being an ass and being a clown are two very different things.
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| Very serious... HAHAHAHA!!! | ||
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Suck it up, buttercup!!
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| Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything! |
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I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out.
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| I have an incredible power. If I swallow a string, it will come out the other end tied together. I shit you knot | ||
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Masculinity takes a holiday.
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| If you are in Texas or Florida and you hear a man say "Hey everybody, look at me"...you should move away from him. There's a decent chance that man is about to die. | ||
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It was a one trick pony show but always hilarious.
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Quote:Originally Posted by power_struggle55 Ha!.. and gross. |
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 "Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha...
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| Why do jokes about light sabers and younglibgs are always funny? Cause they never get old. |
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I don't want to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out.
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power_struggle55 private msg quote post Address this user | |
| When does a joke become become a dad joke? When it become aparent |
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