Post Funny Stuff #1, Vol 318196
 The apple sauce and pudding were the best part...
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 Masculinity takes a holiday.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Rbolton Let us know what kind of pop-up ads you get for the next few weeks. |
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Masculinity takes a holiday.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Bronte It happens at Chili's too? I thought that only happened at bachelorette parties. Seriously though, the internet sure has changed the path to fame and fortune. She will have a Fans Only site in no time. |
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The apple sauce and pudding were the best part...
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| So I have a stupid story from my personal life. When I worked I had sleep issues. I used to go to Dennys every morning before work at like 5am to kill time before the office opened. One day I'm in my car about to leave and the waitress runs out screaming at this group of kids for dining and dashing. They hop in their car and go the wrong way in the parking lot and I park my car so they can't get out. I'm looking for a pen or something to write the plate down but I can't find squat. I decide to try and memorize the plate. Doesn't go well either. Eventually I back out and let them out. On the way out I see a cop and flag him down. Told him what happened. Waitress gave statement. Cop asked me a bunch of questions. I answered best I could but this other customer gave conflicting information. I said foreign, he said domestic car. I said one color he said another. So. What did I learn from this experience? Check your damn pockets. I forgot I had a cell phone and I could have dialed 911. I crucified myself for days for being an idiot. My therapist said, I did tbe best I could given circumstances and most folks would have not bothered. She then reminded me that this is Florida and I'm lucky I didn't get shot. The ending wasn't horrible. The waitress and manager were very appreciative for me trying to help. They gave me a free breakfast the following morning. I learned that when times are tough, I am not a quick thinker during an emergency. Better to plan ahead for stuff than to expect a good result from random luck. |
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 "Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha...
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Quote:Originally Posted by HotKeyComics What flavors do they come in? I’d eat ‘em. I don’t care. Soak ‘em in tequila |
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 I'll probably wake up constipated.
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| @OGJackster definitely not a room for an inebriated person to unload. | ||
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 past performance is no guarantee of future actions.
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Quote:Originally Posted by JustThatGuy just as long as they aren't like those things when we were kids where they grown when placed in liquid |
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 I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for.
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| A middle aged lady was thinking she was looking old. She considers plastic surgery. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?” “About 32,” is the reply. “I’m exactly 47,” the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question. She replies, “I guess about 29.” ” Nope, I’m 47.” Now, she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, “Oh, I’d say 30.” Again she proudly responds, “I am 47, but, thank you.” While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks a senior gentleman the same question. He replies, “Lady, I’m 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands on your breasts. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are.” They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, “What the heck, go ahead.” He begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, “Okay, okay, how old am I?” He completes one last squeeze, removes his hands, and says, “Madam, you are 47.” Stunned and amazed, the woman says, “That was incredible, how could you tell?” The old man replies, “Promise you won’t get mad?” “Promise,” she says. He replied, “I was behind you in line at McDonald’s”. |
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   lol this made me think of the old complaints about the red VSP label  |
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I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for.
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"Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha...
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Masculinity takes a holiday.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Bronte Nowadays you should probably just assume that there are surveillance cameras everywhere. There's nothing you can do safely by getting involved that the security cameras aren't already doing. Quote: Originally Posted by Bronte One of my favorite sayings: "Experience is that thing you get right after you needed it". |
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The apple sauce and pudding were the best part...
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| @EbayMafia This was back when cell phones were still new. Hence my forgetting I had one. There might have been cameras but we are talking early 2000s. |
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I'll probably wake up constipated.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Bronte I still forget I have one. |
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Masculinity takes a holiday.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Bronte I get it, just pointing out how technology changes things. What was once considered brave and civic-minded would now be considered reckless and unnecessary. Back then the waitress probably lost money due to the unpaid check. Today she might well be fired for chasing the kids out the door. |
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 Why just the women? I like bears.
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Maybe it's just a generation thing, but I feel no shame in never having owned a smartphone. Never had the desire, nor saw the need. |
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 If the viagra is working you should be well over a 9.8.
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whenever I see a picture like Quote:Originally Posted by Gaard I feel compelled to post pictures like  |
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 I don't believe this....and I know you don't care that I don't believe this.
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Quote:Originally Posted by xkonk I would bet the content and quality of the information being read in the black & white photo is superior to the information being read in the other one....just a hunch. |
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Why just the women? I like bears.
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Quote:Originally Posted by xkonk Ha! Touche! |
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 I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery.
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Quote:Originally Posted by GAC No kidding. I bet the dudes on the train aren't searching for a how-to on bleaching their ass holes, vajazzling, or what happened to whomever from One Direction. |
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If the viagra is working you should be well over a 9.8.
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| @DrWatson they might have been reading about the Beatles or Elvis or whoever was hot at the time. Maybe some ads for cigarettes sponsored by doctors? Let's not kid ourselves that people didn't read stupid crap before the internet existed. | ||
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 It gets old smelling it everytime I go outside my door.
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Quote:Originally Posted by DrWatson They're all on facebook checking how many likes they got for a stupid picture they posted..... |
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery.
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Quote:Originally Posted by xkonk I agree, but the Internet made it more stupider. |
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