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OT; What are you eating or cooking, part 216960

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Spam isn't bad if you fry it up in a pan.


If you are going to do spam, might as well just do canned ham. Slice it just like Spam and fry it.
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Canned hash is great.

Navy and white beans, @Bronte. They are in a pre soak. The most basicist of beans.
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The apple sauce and pudding were the best part... Bronte private msg quote post Address this user
@Byrdibyrd

Alcohol to me tastes like cough syrup. I can't drink it. I tried margaritas and sweeter stuff but that still makes me gag. I am doomed to unsweetened ice tea and ice water.

Coffee is another drink I can't take. It smells wonderful. But tastes god awful horrible.
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I don't like ham. County ham is okay though.
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This may sound silly, but always salt your beans at the end of cooking. Salting them too early while cooking will make them tough.
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This may sound silly, but always salt your beans at the end of cooking. Salting them too early while cooking will make them tough.


It sounds silly because it is.

Better to salt earlier. Unless you want under-developed flavor and worse texture. Then go ahead, salt at the end. ;-)
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Does “digestible” mean more, or less gassy?
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Bazinga, to long didn’t read.
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Does “digestible” mean more, or less gassy?


No idea. But this gives a better explanation of why you boil.


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I’m starting to think you are corrupting my mind on my first experiment in bean soup. My dad just threw beans in water and had a ham bone.
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Just fix your beans the way you want to fix them. If you fart, you fart. If you die, you die.
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Man, fart or die sounds like skate or die from the 80’s. I’m down.
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Brussels sprouts. I can take them or leave them. Sometimes they're a bit bitter.

That bitterness is the thing I can't taste. I haven't got the genes for it.
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@HeinzDad

Not trying to scare you. Or dissuade you. I just don't want you to get sick. If you boil for the 30 minutes or whatever the time is, you're golden.
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@Byrdibyrd

Alcohol to me tastes like cough syrup. I can't drink it. I tried margaritas and sweeter stuff but that still makes me gag. I am doomed to unsweetened ice tea and ice water.

Coffee is another drink I can't take. It smells wonderful. But tastes god awful horrible.

Alcohol is another one that has a chemical in it that some people taste and others don't. I think it tastes absolutely poisonous, and that includes the stuff that people swear that "You can't taste the alcohol in this!!" Oh, yeah? Bet I can!! I'd say 'hold my beer,' but... ugh. I'm all about the tea and I can drink coffee, but not black. Too bitter/sour. And no matter how it's served, no Starschmucks, like, EVER. Terrible coffee tastes like burnt beans in addition to the bitter/sour. NOPE.
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Chicken nuggets?


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@HeinzDad Beautiful little chicks.
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Biggest lie ever told was that long Island ice tea tastes like ice tea and you can't taste alcohol. That shit is disgusting.
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Coffee is another drink I can't take. It smells wonderful. But tastes god awful horrible.

I'm with you, but I don't want to smell it either. I don't want coffee flavored anything. No ice cream, jelly beans, or chocolate.
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Coffee anything is gross
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Biggest lie ever told was that long Island ice tea tastes like ice tea and you can't taste alcohol. That shit is disgusting.

WORD.

Second biggest lie was the one I still hear: You can't taste the alcohol in a daiquiri.
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Soaking beans reduces the gastric sugars which takes away all the fun of eating them.
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Soaking beans reduces the gastric sugars which takes away all the fun of eating them.
i finally got what I was looking for. Peace out for the night fella’s!!!!!
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Coffee is another drink I can't take. It smells wonderful. But tastes god awful horrible.

I'm with you, but I don't want to smell it either. I don't want coffee flavored anything. No ice cream, jelly beans, or chocolate.

I had problems with coffee until the day a little elderly Latina lady at work was handing out Mexican coffee to everyone. I couldn't bear to disappoint her, so I held my breath and went for it. It was doctored up with cream and sugar and was delicious. Since then, I've gotten away from needing my coffee to taste like a candybar before I can stomach it, but to this day, black coffee is still too much.
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Soaking beans reduces the gastric sugars which takes away all the fun of eating them.

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Soaking beans reduces the gastric sugars which takes away all the fun of eating them.
i finally got what I was looking for. Peace out for the night fella’s!!!!!

People say they want advice. What they really want is someone to agree with them.
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Soaking beans reduces the gastric sugars which takes away all the fun of eating them.
i finally got what I was looking for. Peace out for the night fella’s!!!!!

People say they want advice. What they really want is someone to agree with them.
yeah yeah yeah dr Phil. I’m gonna mail you a fart in a jar.
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Coffee smells wonderful. Even when I was a kid and couldn’t stand the taste of it, the aroma was appealing.

Now I enjoy well-made coffee. I grind the beans the night before, measure out a “euro 4 cupper” and have the coffee machine turn on by smart switch at 3:45am.

An espresso (or two) in the afternoon.
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Soaking beans reduces the gastric sugars which takes away all the fun of eating them.
i finally got what I was looking for. Peace out for the night fella’s!!!!!

People say they want advice. What they really want is someone to agree with them.
yeah yeah yeah dr Phil. I’m gonna mail you a fart in a jar.

Rinse the moonshine out before you fart in it.
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