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I have a problem with fattening women up. Bronte private msg quote post Address this user
Not so much funny but absurdly stupid and it's gotta be a Florida resident

https://www.iheart.com/content/2022-05-31-florida-teem-poses-with-guns-asking-for-directions-to-the-nearest-school/?mid=867796&rid=81852242&sc=email&pname=newsletter&cid=NATIONAL&keyid=National%20iHeart%20Daily%20NewsTalk&campid=headline3
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I have a problem with fattening women up. Bronte private msg quote post Address this user
Ok absurdly stupid but not Florida this time

https://news.yahoo.com/russians-away-positions-failed-attempt-171800098.html
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Not so much funny but absurdly stupid and it's gotta be a Florida resident

https://www.iheart.com/content/2022-05-31-florida-teem-poses-with-guns-asking-for-directions-to-the-nearest-school/?mid=867796&rid=81852242&sc=email&pname=newsletter&cid=NATIONAL&keyid=National%20iHeart%20Daily%20NewsTalk&campid=headline3


Every now and again, you run across someone who's just in desperate need of a good beating.
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I have a problem with fattening women up. Bronte private msg quote post Address this user
Well, hopefully going to jail will teach him something. If anything, don't drop the soap....
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I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for. drchaos private msg quote post Address this user
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Not so much funny but absurdly stupid and it's gotta be a Florida resident

https://www.iheart.com/content/2022-05-31-florida-teem-poses-with-guns-asking-for-directions-to-the-nearest-school/?mid=867796&rid=81852242&sc=email&pname=newsletter&cid=NATIONAL&keyid=National%20iHeart%20Daily%20NewsTalk&campid=headline3


The real joke here is that the guns he posed with weren't even real yet he was charged with a crime.

If we are starting to arrest people and charge them for making bad jokes then I am going to be in a world of trouble.
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I have a problem with fattening women up. Bronte private msg quote post Address this user
I kinda see your point, but Cops have to check every threat real or not given the state of the world. Tbere is no way of knowing who is a real threat and what is not.

For example, a buddy of mine has cameras all over the outside of his house. This group of kids breaks into his truck. He runs outside with a real gun and threatens to shoot them. The one kid goes for a gun in his waistband. My friend tells him to stop and is he willing to die. The kids says it's just a bb gun. Don't shoot.

My friend is telling him he could have died for being stupid. Who brings a fake gun to a crime? If there was loud music or noise happening and he didn't hear the gun was fake then what?

I have done some pretty stupid things in my life, but to threaten others is something i would never do. Even in jest. I would gladly end my life to save another.

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I need to correct myself. As a young adult I did threaten a little boy. I kinda regret it. Kinda. I saw a little girl on the side of the road crying. I stopped my truck and asked what was wrong. She told me a boy had taken a rock and pelted her with it. On her back was a HUGE red mark from tbe rock. I offered to take her home, she refused. I found the boy and said that if he ever hurt the girl again he would be in a world of pain. (I was indiscript in my threat) as an adult NOW I would just call tbe cops. As a stupid young adult threatening a kid was dumb but I'm pretty sure he never hurt that girl again.
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@Bronte

The cops absolutely should have investigated.

I have a problem with the fact that they found fake guns yet decided to throw the book at a punk kid for making a bad joke.
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Msy I ask how you would have approached it if you were the police?
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The cops absolutely should have investigated.

I have a problem with the fact that they found fake guns yet decided to throw the book at a punk kid for making a bad joke.


If you stick up a 7-11 with a toy gun they'll still almost certainly charge you with armed robbery. If the gun looks real or the victim could have legitimately believed it was real, that's enough. And I'm fine with that.
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Msy I ask how you would have approached it if you were the police?


Since this is a funny stuff thread.

I would have approached and said, "Hey! Cool guns! Can I see them?"
Yoink! Now you gots no guns and I can haz cheezburger.
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I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for. drchaos private msg quote post Address this user
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Msy I ask how you would have approached it if you were the police?


If I was the police and I was conducting an investigation to find out if someone was a threat to assault school children I would have determined that there was no threat.

A warning or maybe a fine should be the outcome here.

What good could possibly come from putting this person in prison for a bad joke?
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@drchaos
You sir, are a far better person than myself. My first instinct is to throw the book at him. He deserves what he gets, if not more. However, after thinking about it, it is a far more complex situation. Although I feel He "should" be made an example of, to deter future idiots, if the conviction sticks, his life is essentially ruined forever. And as I pointed out in my own story, everyone makes mistakes.

Anyways, thank you for giving some thoughtfulness to the conversation.
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The one kid goes for a gun in his waistband. My friend tells him to stop and is he willing to die. The kids says it's just a bb gun. Don't shoot.

My friend is telling him he could have died for being stupid. Who brings a fake gun to a crime? If there was loud music or noise happening and he didn't hear the gun was fake then what?


Having someone tell you a gun is fake does not make it a fake.
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@drchaos
You sir, are a far better person than myself. My first instinct is to throw the book at him. He deserves what he gets, if not more. However, after thinking about it, it is a far more complex situation. Although I feel He "should" be made an example of, to deter future idiots, if the conviction sticks, his life is essentially ruined forever. And as I pointed out in my own story, everyone makes mistakes.

Anyways, thank you for giving some thoughtfulness to the conversation.


We live in an age where everyone is competing for online attention and reposts. Stupidity should be corrected and even disciplined. But we should reserve the harsher punishments for criminality.
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@drchaos
You sir, are a far better person than myself. My first instinct is to throw the book at him. He deserves what he gets, if not more. However, after thinking about it, it is a far more complex situation. Although I feel He "should" be made an example of, to deter future idiots, if the conviction sticks, his life is essentially ruined forever. And as I pointed out in my own story, everyone makes mistakes.

Anyways, thank you for giving some thoughtfulness to the conversation.


We live in an age where everyone is competing for online attention and reposts. Stupidity should be corrected and even disciplined. But we should reserve the harsher punishments for criminality.


Well said.
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Well I think my buddy fired a shot into their car and when his buddies abandoned him, my buddy beat the guys face with his gun. If I was that guy. I would be telling all my friends to avoid going near my buddies house in tbe future. He showed me a few pieces of his gun collection. He is basically armed for the apocalypse. He did recently get a gun that shoots plastic / rubber bullets so he can legally shoot people who screw eith him now..... yeah. My buddy is crazy. Nicest person but you cross him and there will be he'll to pay.
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You are correct. But given the hysteria the past few years with shootings have caused, I wish there was a way to permanently dissuade folks from doing stupid shit.
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If the viagra is working you should be well over a 9.8. xkonk private msg quote post Address this user
Maybe they could expunge his record after he's in jail long enough to explain why the joke was funny?
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You are correct. But given the hysteria the past few years with shootings have caused, I wish there was a way to permanently dissuade folks from doing stupid shit.
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The sad truth is,... in today's society, violence has become a form of entertainment.

EDIT... I should have said, "society in general",... meaning there are exceptions.
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@EbayMafia

You are correct. But given the hysteria the past few years with shootings have caused, I wish there was a way to permanently dissuade folks from doing stupid shit.
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The sad truth is,... in today's society, violence has become a form of entertainment.

EDIT... I should have said, "society in general",... meaning there are exceptions.


That's not a new thing to society. Hangings, witch burnings, beheadings, floggings, etc have always drawn huge crowds in every society. Large crowds would gather to watch the Civil War battles from a distance as if they were a soccer match.
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@EbayMafia

You are correct. But given the hysteria the past few years with shootings have caused, I wish there was a way to permanently dissuade folks from doing stupid shit.
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The sad truth is,... in today's society, violence has become a form of entertainment.

EDIT... I should have said, "society in general",... meaning there are exceptions.


That's not a new thing to society. Hangings, witch burnings, beheadings, floggings, etc have always drawn huge crowds in every society. Large crowds would gather to watch the Civil War battles from a distance as if they were a soccer match.


You're absolutely correct,.. it's nothing new under the sun. Ignorance, hatred, fear, prejudice,.. all walk hand in hand.

We need to get back to the Funny Stuff.
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I knew it…cats are assholes!
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