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 The apple sauce and pudding were the best part...
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| @HeinzDad The guys jumped in dumpster because they didn't want to get mauled by dogs? Edit. I ran from a German Shepard when I was a kid, the dog shredded my back and shirt. Scared as hell of all dogs now. But one thing I learned is don't run. They run faster..... |
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 I'll probably wake up constipated.
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| @Bronte if a large dog Shepard/Doberman comes running at you, hold your hand out high to distract them. When they make the jump, kick em' in the sternum (their weakest spot) as hard as you can. They are down for the count... possibly even dead. | ||
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 You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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| Dogs like bouncy balls man. I was scared for the basketball. Those guys could see us petting them and them playing. Nothing but big sweeties. | ||
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The apple sauce and pudding were the best part...
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| @Pre_Coder Not sure I could do that to an animal if my life depends on it, but if it was someone else's ill definitely need to remember that thank you. |
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Quote:Originally Posted by Pre_CoderThis is how I got my last critter to stop jumping up on people. When they jump up just lift your knee so they hit that with their chest. |
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The apple sauce and pudding were the best part...
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| @HeinzDad I know nothing of animal behavior. I would have froze and prayed you or whomever was playing with the dogs to pry them off if me. I'm told they can smell fear. Dude when it comes to dogs I reek of it worse than a skunk in summer. |
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| @Bronte. I understand. I stand by my thoughts on 2 grown men cowering in a dumpster was hilarious though. | ||
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The apple sauce and pudding were the best part...
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| @HeinzDad If I was in a safe place, I'd laugh too. But you figure I'm not a very nice person. |
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| Would I redeem myself if I said I’ve never liked our neighbors? Edit: They are the type that throw trash in our cardboard dumpster and they have their own dumpsters. To be honest I pointed at them and laughed out loud while the dog owner was all concerned. |
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| @HeinzDad I've lived next door to my neighbors for like 15 years and I don't even know their name. I only said hi because she asked if we got her package by mistake. |
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I'll probably wake up constipated.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Bronte So can bees, wasps,.. and I think snakes can smell/sense fear as well. |
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The apple sauce and pudding were the best part...
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| I know mosquitoes can smell if you are a carnivore. I hear you become way more appealing than a vegetarian | ||
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| Amazon shipment of 4 ceramic bowls and these two didn't make it. No padding, paper or foam peanuts in the box. I'm amazed two of the 4 survived.  |
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 If I could, I would. I swear.
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Quote:Originally Posted by southerncross I take it that's a return. |
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 "Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha...
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I tee hee’d with this one  |
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Quote:Originally Posted by DrWatson Yep and surprisingly they shipped the two replacements separately in small boxes so they would arrive safely 🤣 |
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The apple sauce and pudding were the best part...
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"Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha...
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| @Bronte this would’ve been funny a while back, but now I am having PTSD from this post. When I am at the pump filling up my Vette, I’m like “please stop for the love of God. It hurts so bad”. | ||
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The apple sauce and pudding were the best part...
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| @JustThatGuy Visited prison recently? |
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"Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha...
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| @Bronte can’t say that I have. | ||
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How to fix a broken cork... |
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 Masculinity takes a holiday.
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| @CatmanAmerica Just drink it and be done with it! No cork needed. | ||
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Leftover Sundae Gnus
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Quote:Originally Posted by EbayMafia True, but that also would've scotched the joke.   . |
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 I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for.
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"Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha...
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Quote:Originally Posted by Zombiebigfoot Thats like the first 6-7 seasons of Game of Thrones. |
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| @JustThatGuy That’s EXACTLY the same thought I had too! Lmao! 🤣 |
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