Post Funny Stuff #1, Vol 215506
 You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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 I had to steal this from IG |
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 Can the moderators change my profile caption to <snip>
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| People are shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician.... | ||
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 Maybe not y'all so much. Just Star Wars fans in general because nobody hates Star Wars like a Star Wars fan. |
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 I have a problem with fattening women up.
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 I don't believe this....and I know you don't care that I don't believe this.
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| A damn penguin car alright!! lol!! |
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You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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I just finished updating my CLZ list and printing what books are in what box and labeling them. Of course, Loki thinks I just made him a new bed to look out the window. |
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 "Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha...
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 This maybe a repost but still sh** funny. |
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| Our campus dining hall. Apparently, students REALLY needed warm cookies and brownies. And it happened so often they had to put a sign up to stop the fires.  |
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"Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha...
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"Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha...
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 I just noticed this. What the heck? Lolololololol |
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You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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 I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery.
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Quote:Originally Posted by etapi65 Taco shells will also catch on fire if you try to heat them in a toaster oven. |
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You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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Cmon USPS, you can be better than this!! |
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery.
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| @HotKeyComics No, they can't. They refused to deliver a package from Amazon today because it wouldn't fit in the mail box. It was four shredded memory foam pillows and a clock radio. Like that was going to fit in the mailbox. Usually, they drop them off at the front door. I called the post office and the lady said the he had so much to deliver that some of the packages had to be culled. It looks like yours was one. She then went on to say that if Amazon would deliver their own packages, we wouldn't have this problem. I told her that if Amazon would deliver their own packages, then we'd both be happy because that way the post office wouldn't have to do the job they were paid to do and I would get my package. She told me I could come pick it up. I told her I didn't work for the post office or Amazon and she could keep the package until it was time to return it to Amazon. She was quit the bitch. I called Amazon. They refunded my purchase price. |
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 If the viagra is working you should be well over a 9.8.
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| I've had packages marked as 'unable to be delivered' before, but then they always came the next day. I assume the driver was overloaded or otherwise behind. | ||
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| @DrWatson that really sucks. I dealt with a very rude supervisor a few times at the local hub and after the last time she told me she wasn't responsible for her own employees. I used the main usps website to file a complaint under the "rude" option. I detailed all the bad encounters with her, looked up who the postmaster was for the county, and asked in the email that it be forwarded to them as well. That was 2 weeks ago, last week she was replaced by someone who actually does her job now. |
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery.
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Quote:Originally Posted by xkonk It seems to happen a lot with him. He even left the same notice (in our mail box) for a business four houses up from us. It's the third or fourth time it has happened to me. He gives out those little notification tickets like they're candy on Halloween. |
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 Don't forget great grandma and grandpa!  |
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Me and the wife. |
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 We should have the forum rate our packages.
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| I was petting a couple mastiffs out back at work today. While I was, they heard the guys next door shooting hoops. They saw the ball and took off. Those dudes jumped in a dumpster. | ||
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I have a problem with fattening women up.
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| @HeinzDad The guys jumped in dumpster because they didn't want to get mauled by dogs? Edit. I ran from a German Shepard when I was a kid, the dog shredded my back and shirt. Scared as hell of all dogs now. But one thing I learned is don't run. They run faster..... |
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 I'll probably wake up constipated.
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| @Bronte if a large dog Shepard/Doberman comes running at you, hold your hand out high to distract them. When they make the jump, kick em' in the sternum (their weakest spot) as hard as you can. They are down for the count... possibly even dead. | ||
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You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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We should have the forum rate our packages.
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| Dogs like bouncy balls man. I was scared for the basketball. Those guys could see us petting them and them playing. Nothing but big sweeties. | ||
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I have a problem with fattening women up.
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| @Pre_Coder Not sure I could do that to an animal if my life depends on it, but if it was someone else's ill definitely need to remember that thank you. |
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