Post Funny Stuff #1, Vol 215506
 You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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 I have a problem with fattening women up.
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| Obscure Florida laws Thinking of cooking your loved one a romantic dinner? Be careful! If you break more than three dishes or even chip the edges of more than four cups, you’re breaking the law. Want to shout and sing about your love? Don’t do it in a bathing suit! Yep, publicly singing in a swimsuit is not allowed here. Flowers are always a romantic gift! But if you plant them in a pot without drainage, the law says you’ve created a public nuisance. Wanting to treat yourself to a romantic parachuting adventure? Only if you’re married! Any unmarried woman parachuting on a Sunday can actually risk jail time. Even if you’re married, don’t get too crazy! It’s technically illegal for married couples to engage in “lewdness behavior” in the state of Florida. |
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For Star Trek fans... |
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You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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I swear my job is 🤡 ...How are you going to tell people they can't get snowed in 🤣🤣🤣  |
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 Why just the women? I like bears.
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| Matt's a douchebag. | ||
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 I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery.
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| A douche bag who doesn't know how to write a memo. | ||
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 If the viagra is working you should be well over a 9.8.
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| you had time to prepare, @HotKeyComics. If you didn't build an umbrella over all the roads between your place and work, that's on you. | ||
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 I live in RI and Rhode Islanders eat chili with beans.
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| So I was at my in-laws and my sister in law was telling a story about her son who is in kindergarten and still doesn't speak very well.... So her son asked her mom "what happened to Betty White?" And she was trying to explain she died because she was very old. And he was totally confused by her response. After him asking the question a few more times she realized he was asking "What happens when bats see light?" Long story short, he needs to work on his pronunciation. True story |
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 I'm sure whatever it was you got me was perfect.
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 "Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha...
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 I'll probably wake up constipated.
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Quote:Originally Posted by JustThatGuy Damn, that is ugly. |
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery.
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Quote:Originally Posted by HotKeyComics What are the other memos behind it? |
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You’ve got trick shots done professionally... (2nd angle)  Then you’ve got trick shots done by your friends...  |
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You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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Quote:Originally Posted by DrWatson All packages have to be inspected by management, don't extend cash rooms without payment, no working shifts you aren't scheduled without management's approval. Pretty normal stuff mostly other than the snow one. |
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I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery.
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| Was anyone snowed in and how old is this "Matt?" | ||
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 I haven't aired it out. It's part of the provenance.
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 past performance is no guarantee of future actions.
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| one of the comments had it right - youtube algorithm finally delivers a masterpiece!! |
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I'll probably wake up constipated.
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You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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Quote:Originally Posted by DrWatson Everyone was able to make it in. Hes in his 40s |
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You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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 I had to steal this from IG |
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 Can the moderators change my profile caption to <snip>
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| People are shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician.... | ||
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 Maybe not y'all so much. Just Star Wars fans in general because nobody hates Star Wars like a Star Wars fan. |
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