Post Funny Stuff #1, Vol 215506
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| @KatKomics Don't forget the affect/effect distinction. | ||
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 If the viagra is working you should be well over a 9.8.
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| @CatCovers That post effected a change in my affect. Others have had the effect of leaving me unaffected. | ||
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| My addition: Brake - n. the part of that car that stops it Break - v. to make broken, n. a gap or pause |
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 I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for.
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 -Our Odin-Rest in Peace |
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Shampooed and blow dried cows!!!!        |
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 past performance is no guarantee of future actions.
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KatKomics private msg quote post Address this user | |
| @Jesse_O I see brown cows for chocolate milk and other cows for normal milk but where are the ginger cows for strawberry milk??? You know that strawberry milk comes from redhead cows and they are sensitive to sun so stay in the barn or other shaded areas and that's why we don't see them right?? btw....that is the story I told my son until he was..I wanna say 6? - when I found out he was repeating it at school - I had to break it to him that I was telling a fib for his whole life and he shouldn't tell his friends about the strawberry milk cow cause I didn't want them to make fun of him. Now you say - "You are a horrible parent for doing that!!!" - and yes...it's true...but..........that is the exact same story my horrible parents told me!!! I really hope I'm lucky enough to be a grand parent some day  |
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-Our Odin- Rest in Peace |
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Quote:Originally Posted by KatKomics That's hilarious!! I love the part about the red cows staying in the shade!!! LOL I didn't think the "red cow" picture was that funny.  |
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The “female” (brown and green) m&m’s get new footwear to be more inclusive. What I want to know is, should I eat them any differently?  |
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 I don't believe this....and I know you don't care that I don't believe this.
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Quote:Originally Posted by OGJackster As a man, I feel excluded by the the male m&m's non-changing footwear. |
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 I've spent years perfecting my brand of assholery.
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| Ever since they anthropomorphized m&m's, I've quit eating them. It's just too creepy. | ||
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 "Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha...
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| Did they just genderized those M&Ms? Science should just stay out of this and let those M&Ms decide whether they want to be male or female. Can I get awoman or amen? Which ever tickles your fancy. | ||
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 I have a problem with fattening women up.
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| Personally I love the peanut ones. I remember one year a lady at work bought me a 5 lb bag for valentines day. | ||
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"Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha...
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| @Bronte that 5 lb bag will be destroyed in days. my wife is a chocolate fiend. I eat chocolate once or twice a year. | ||
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I have a problem with fattening women up.
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| Since my surgery, I can only eat small amounts. So 5 lbs would prolly last about 2 years in my house now. I imagine the peanuts would go stale by the time I reached the bottom. | ||
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| Shouldn't only the peanut M&Ms be male....they are after all the only ones with nuts! | ||
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I have a problem with fattening women up.
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| The peanut yellow guy is male in m&m world.... | ||
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 I'm sure whatever it was you got me was perfect.
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I'm sure whatever it was you got me was perfect.
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I'm sure whatever it was you got me was perfect.
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 Please continue to ignore anything I post.
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"Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha...
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| @southerncross they actually do this up north as a game. They would leave a car in the middle of the frozen lake and the person that picks the right date when the car falls through the ice, wins various prizes. And of course, a non-running vehicle is preferred for this sort of venture. | ||
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 You can't get good wood on the ball every time.
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