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Really... Batwang Rises Again12228

Johnny, where are your buccaneers?
Johnny: Under my buccan hat.
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Collector* Towmater private msg quote post Address this user
If the goal was to post something offensive then you accomplished it.


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Beaten by boat oars Studley_Dudley private msg quote post Address this user
Sim really seems to be on a tear lately. I think I bought one or two of his more recent works for kicks. It was interesting, I think. Not sure.
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Collector Noblebeast315 private msg quote post Address this user
It’s as silly as possible but whatever...
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I don't believe this....and I know you don't care that I don't believe this. GAC private msg quote post Address this user
done for shock value....its like Marilyn Manson..I'd bet there's no real longevity here.
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We should have the forum rate our packages. HeinzDad private msg quote post Address this user
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done for shock value....its like Marilyn Manson..I'd bet there's no real longevity here.
would I be an ass to assume you are saying Marilyn Manson has no longevity @GAC?
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I’m Kinda Married To A Celebrity. 00slim private msg quote post Address this user
@HeinzDad I think he’s just referring to the shock aspect being the draw.
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We should have the forum rate our packages. HeinzDad private msg quote post Address this user
I think so as well after reading again.
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Johnny, where are your buccaneers?
Johnny: Under my buccan hat.
Gotlift private msg quote post Address this user
Not trying to be offensive πŸ™€ just funny and
With all the nude girls showing up on covers these days I figured this was next..
so laugh and be happy. πŸ––
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Collector poka private msg quote post Address this user
well i sold some #1 9.9 and 10.0 this week so i can confirm that interest has resumed for batwang
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Beaten by boat oars Studley_Dudley private msg quote post Address this user
Yeah, I'll probably never complete that series.
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well i sold some #1 9.9 and 10.0 this week so i can confirm that interest has resumed for batwang

Really? I sold my 10.0 just last week, too. Hmm ... Must be a trend.
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We should have the forum rate our packages. HeinzDad private msg quote post Address this user
I couldn’t give mine away, it’s only an 8.0.
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Collector Noblebeast315 private msg quote post Address this user
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I couldn’t give mine away, it’s only an 8.0.

Sounds like you are stuck with the Batwang. I hope you use it responsibly.
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Not trying to be offensive πŸ™€ just funny and
With all the nude girls showing up on covers these days I figured this was next..
so laugh and be happy. πŸ––


You mean the nude girl covers that the company whose forum we are using won't slab?


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"Forum Overlord" bah ha ha ha... JustThatGuy private msg quote post Address this user
I have selected reading. I read part of the title and part of the people's comments. I read the "wang rises again" and I was like "wha?" saw the word "Penis" in bold and I was like "huh?" and then read the numbers in the comments like 8.0, 9.9, 10.0, and thought to myself "What I say what in wide tarnation type of forum Am I in and why are people comparing their........................oh I get it, they were discussing Batman Damned and the grades."



NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Batwang.
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I don't believe this....and I know you don't care that I don't believe this. GAC private msg quote post Address this user
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Not trying to be offensive πŸ™€ just funny and
With all the nude girls showing up on covers these days I figured this was next..
so laugh and be happy. πŸ––


You mean the nude girl covers that the company whose forum we are using won't slab?





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Originally Posted by Towmater
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Originally Posted by Gotlift
Not trying to be offensive πŸ™€ just funny and
With all the nude girls showing up on covers these days I figured this was next..
so laugh and be happy. πŸ––


You mean the nude girl covers that the company whose forum we are using won't slab?




Just so people don't get confused, it takes more than just nudity for CBCS to not slab a comic. Usually it is a pornographic image that they won't slab.
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Masculinity takes a holiday. EbayMafia private msg quote post Address this user
I have no knowledge of this book. I had even less idea that so many forum members own slabbed copies of it, lol. What's the story behind it? Is it just a bunch of Penis jokes and erection innuendos?
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I have no knowledge of this book. I had even less idea that so many forum members own slabbed copies of it, lol. What's the story behind it? Is it just a bunch of Penis jokes and erection innuendos?

I can't tell if you are kidding or not, so I'll just answer straight. The OP is a parody comic of Batman Damned by Dave Sim of Cerebus the Aardvark fame. The parody is: Batman Damned #1 has a panel or two where you can see Bruce Wayne's penis. It's shadowy and subtle, but clear enough that it can't be anything else. Also, it seems to definitely answer the tailor's question: Sir, on which side do you dress?

Also, Bats is a shower, not a grower.

Anyway, the comic is often referred to as the "Batwang" issue around these parts. I personally assumed @poka was referring to the related topic of graded copies of Batman Damned #1, which is also famous for having an extraordinarily high number of both 9.9 Mint grades, and 10.0 Gem Mint grades. (Last I looked, the number of 9.9 grades was twice the number of 10.0 grades; and the two together approximately equaled the number of 9.8 grades. Usually it is more like 100 to 1 for the 9.8 to 9.9 ratio on new books, but here it is about 3 to 2.) So that's what I was talking about when I replied.

Sim's book isn't out yet, so none have been graded.
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Masculinity takes a holiday. EbayMafia private msg quote post Address this user
Ah, it all makes more sense, thank you for clarifying. I was wondering why so many forum members owned highly graded copies of a parody book. I wasn't kidding about this, but of course I was kidding about owning the $7-figure comic in the Cool Books thread.
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Not trying to be offensive πŸ™€ just funny and
With all the nude girls showing up on covers these days I figured this was next..
so laugh and be happy. πŸ––


You mean the nude girl covers that the company whose forum we are using won't slab?




Just so people don't get confused, it takes more than just nudity for CBCS to not slab a comic. Usually it is a pornographic image that they won't slab.


Just so people don't get confused. I still find the comic and the title of the thread to be offensive. Usually references or jokes about male genitalia stop in early high school. Of course, people generally learn healthier eating habits, exercise, bathe, start dressing nicer around that time too. Noting what I've seen and smelled at comic book conventions I guess I'm stretching here thinking that my opinion would matter.

Carry on.
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Beaten by boat oars Studley_Dudley private msg quote post Address this user
In my experience, penis jokes do not magically stop early in high school, or in college, or in the military, or even last September at a bachelor party.
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We should have the forum rate our packages. HeinzDad private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by Towmater
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Originally Posted by Jesse_O
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Originally Posted by Towmater
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Originally Posted by Gotlift
Not trying to be offensive πŸ™€ just funny and
With all the nude girls showing up on covers these days I figured this was next..
so laugh and be happy. πŸ––


You mean the nude girl covers that the company whose forum we are using won't slab?




Just so people don't get confused, it takes more than just nudity for CBCS to not slab a comic. Usually it is a pornographic image that they won't slab.


Just so people don't get confused. I still find the comic and the title of the thread to be offensive. Usually references or jokes about male genitalia stop in early high school. Of course, people generally learn healthier eating habits, exercise, bathe, start dressing nicer around that time too. Noting what I've seen and smelled at comic book conventions I guess I'm stretching here thinking that my opinion would matter.

Carry on.

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Collector Darkseid_of_town private msg quote post Address this user
I seem to remember a presidential canidate a few years back tossing out the term...."schlonged" and yet he was elected..so no the penis based comments and jokes hardly end in high school sadly....

Nevermind the televised debate where various canidates were comparing and arguing about the size of there umm batwangs.
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Masculinity takes a holiday. EbayMafia private msg quote post Address this user
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I seem to remember a presidential canidate a few years back tossing out the term...."schlonged" and yet he was elected.


I bet the loser felt severely shafted.
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Collector Darkseid_of_town private msg quote post Address this user
A lot of us feel that way to be honest...
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Beaten by boat oars Studley_Dudley private msg quote post Address this user
I usually feel shafted every Sunday in the fall and winter between the hours of 1-4 PM EST when I watch the Bengals play.
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