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 PEDIGREED... Again!
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| Reports are that the 104 year old MR. PEANUT died following the crash of his NUTMOBILE. His funeral is scheduled during the third quarter of the Super Bowl.  OO mm |
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 past performance is no guarantee of future actions.
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| If it was a particularly gruesome accident wouldn't he just turn to peanut butter?? | ||
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Quote:Originally Posted by KatKomics I would think that's what he bleeds LOL! Planters must be laying the ground for the unveiling of a new nutty spokes-nut... maybe a cute miss Peanut? |
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 You think I'm joking, I'm not.
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| That guy was a nut job anyhow. Rumor has it he pissed off the Brazil nut cartel, and it was a hit job in which the hired a bunch of sunflower seeds to make look like an accident. Sunflower seeds were happy to do it as they have always felt they would have been designated a nut, if it wasn't for that damn Mr. Peanut's campaign 100 years ago. |
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 We should have the forum rate our packages.
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| Dad jokes and mr peanut? Friggin phenomenal, I know there’s more... | ||
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We should have the forum rate our packages.
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| Oprah VOICE: “you get a like! You get a like, and you get a like!” | ||
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| Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter. Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station! Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?… I’m nut telling you. You might spread it! Two peanuts were walking down a road… One was a salted (assaulted) What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?… An astronut! What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?… Garden hose! Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?… The Snack Bar! How do you catch an elephant?… Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut! What did the peanut say to the elephant?… Nothing, peanuts can’t talk Why did the peanuts run across the busy road?… Because they were nuts! What kind of nuts hang?… wallnuts. |
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 I live in RI and Rhode Islanders eat chili with beans.
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| When I read the title, my first thought was that RDJr died! | ||
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 -Our Odin-Rest in Peace |
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| The crash was recorded . . . |
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 Whenever you have a monkey riding a horse, I'm in.
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| Looks like a commercial for roasted peanuts. | ||
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 I'd like to say I still turned out alright, but that would be a lie.
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| @Jesse_O is that the daywalker? | ||
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| I hear the new spokesperson is going to be DEEZ lol | ||
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-Our Odin- Rest in Peace |
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@flanders that is the daywalker!!  |
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 Masculinity takes a holiday.
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| Time to sell your Mr. Peanut appearances. | ||
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You think I'm joking, I'm not.
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Quote:Originally Posted by EbaySeller You mean these Peanuts.  |
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| Breaks my heart. My boy Wes went from Blade to playing 2nd fiddle to Mr. Peanut. The world I live in *shaking my head* anybody need a life saver ? |
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 PLOD
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Quote:Originally Posted by AndyRexia Oh my lord... Way too funny... |
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| dang. sad. | ||
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 I'll probably wake up constipated.
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| I think it's a conspiracy. | ||
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-Our Odin- Rest in Peace |
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| LOL @ #babynut! | ||
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We should have the forum rate our packages.
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He sounded like a dolphin!!!!  |
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