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 I live in RI and Rhode Islanders eat chili with beans.
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I live in RI and Rhode Islanders eat chili with beans.
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| Why was the mommy snow-women upset with her children? They keep wetting their beds! |
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| Why didn’t Vampirella bite Frosty the Snowman? She didn’t want to get frostbite! |
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| Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music _________________________________ Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A: An abdominal snowman |
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Can You Spot the Bear Hiding in a Crowd of Reindeer? |
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| Q. What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed? A. Cookie sheets! ______________________________________ Q: What cars do elves drive? A: A toyYoda. ______________________________________ Q: What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery? A: Welfy ______________________________________ Q: How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate? A: He uses Comet. |
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Can You Spot the Panda Hiding in a Crowd of Snowmen? |
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| Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows the names and addresses of every naughty girl in the world! |
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| Have you ever heard of that Two Santas and a cup joke? | ||
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Quote:Originally Posted by southerncross You just KNOW who's retweeting this image right now.   |
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Forget Jack Nicholson, if you see this coming out of your chimney, ...be afraid!  |
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No joke, just: Everyone! |
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Quote:Originally Posted by southerncross I just shared the song on the "what are you listening to" thread. |
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| clickable text Not a Christmas joke, but reading this list and the commentary made me and my wife laugh out loud several times. |
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| @Lonestar LOL! I had never heard of “I Farted on Santa’s Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink For Me)”. | ||
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