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No jokes. How about just normal Christmas Carols instead?

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@JustThatGuy classic family guy
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My personal hero put it best.


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Not a joke but this video makes me laugh
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Very Farside-ish. I like
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Here’s one my niece told me today.

Why did frosty divorce his wife?

Cuz she was a flake.
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Two snowmen were hanging out at the park when suddenly one of them gets a weird look on his face. “Hey Dave”, the puzzled snowman asks his friend, “do you smell carrots?”.


How do you keep polar bears away from your catch while fishing?
It’s easy, you just kick him in the ice-hole.
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How do you keep polar bears away from your catch while fishing?
It’s easy, you just kick him in the ice-hole.

The one I've always heard/told goes...

How do you catch a polar bear?

First, you cut a nice, big hole in the ice. Then, you take green peas and line them all around the edge of the hole. Now, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
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@DrWatson your joke reminds me of my favorite teacher from high school he told that joke every year
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What's the difference between snow-men and snow-women?

Snowballs of course.
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Why do snow-women fear menopause?

Those hot flashes can be a killer!
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Failed New Yorker cartoon submission


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How come Santa doesn’t have any kids? Because he only ca...................... Nvm. That will get me banned.
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