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I'll start:

I want a brand new car.
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I want a brand new car.


Granted but it has no engine and you have to pedal with your feet like Fred Flintstone.
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Venom #150 Bagley 10.0 Mint
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Venom #150 Bagley 10.0 Mint


Granted but Stan Lee signs it on the UPC barcode in the bottom left corner. Upside down.
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@kaptainmyke 😔 Ok. But don't wish that evil on me! Lol
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Stan Lee signs it on the UPC barcode in the bottom left corner. Upside down.
LOLz!
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LOLz!


Granted but now you can never stop laughing. Ever. Eventually you get a heart attack from non stop laughter and die while choking on your food.
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I want $5,000 in credit with CBCS
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I want $5,000 in credit with CBCS


Granted but it's for reholders only.
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I want a philly cheesesteak sandwich
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Wait, I said 10 Mint. Stan "the Man" immediately takes it to a -1
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Wait, I said 10 Mint. Stan "the Man" immediately takes it to a -1


Granted he signed it in his own blood.
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@kaptainmyke God Damit Stan!
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I want a philly cheesesteak sandwich


Granted but the cheesesteak will never leave you. That means you will never be able to make it pass after eating it. Eventually dies of a rare medical condition known as fecal impaction of the colon.
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The timing of this thread is incredible.

Back in March I went to Costa Rica for the first stage of my dental implant. I had my hotel reserved for my return trip in September an just needrd to book my flight.

Couldn't get any good flights for those dates so I had to move my trip to dates when the flights are more reasonable.

Now I depart the day after Baltimore Comic Con (Monday) and return the day before I have to go to NYC (Tues) to pick up my vendor pass for NYCC.

I feel like I just used the monkey's paw to make a wish.
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@kaptainmyke God Damit Stan!


Granted. But Stan Lee now will live forever signing and smearing comics beyond your time on Earth, making his autographs worthless.
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I want a wallet that always has a $100 bill in it every time I open it without me ever adding any money to it.
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I want a wallet that always has a $100 bill in it every time I open it without me ever adding any money to it.


Granted. The $100 bill is a Rick and Morty Monopoly money bill with the face of Morty on each bill.
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I want Rick and Morty monopoly money to be declared legal tender for all debts public and private.
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I want Rick and Morty monopoly money to be declared legal tender for all debts public and private.


Granted. However, the entire global economy crashes at an unprecedented scale making all currency worthless. Society begins to trade with only gasoline, liquor, cigarettes, and toilet paper. And beads.
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I want a decent Fantastic Four movie.
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I want a decent Fantastic Four movie.

Dude, even the Devil has limitations.
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I want a decent Fantastic Four movie.

Dude, even the Devil has limitations.
hahaha 😂🤣
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Originally Posted by Atakmunky7
I want a decent Fantastic Four movie.


Granted. The movie consists of Howard the Duck, Awesome Slapstick, Spider-Ham, and Dazzler as the Fantastic Four directed by Michael Bay. You and the rest of the world will hate it but it will be a success at the box office because that's what Michael Bay does. Nobody can explain it but it happens.
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even the Devil has limitations.


Granted but Bessie wanted me to have unlimited powers which cancels out this request. Ask Gerber and Brunner for refund.
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hahaha 😂🤣


Granted but now you can never stop laughing like @shrewbeer so now you both look like hyenas
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I want JWKyle's Longbox.
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I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.
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