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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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I want a decent Fantastic Four movie.


Granted. The movie consists of Howard the Duck, Awesome Slapstick, Spider-Ham, and Dazzler as the Fantastic Four directed by Michael Bay. You and the rest of the world will hate it but it will be a success at the box office because that's what Michael Bay does. Nobody can explain it but it happens.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by DarthLego

even the Devil has limitations.


Granted but Bessie wanted me to have unlimited powers which cancels out this request. Ask Gerber and Brunner for refund.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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hahaha 😂🤣


Granted but now you can never stop laughing like @shrewbeer so now you both look like hyenas
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COLLECTOR DarthLego private msg quote post Address this user
I want JWKyle's Longbox.
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COLLECTOR conditionfreak private msg quote post Address this user
I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by DarthLego
I want JWKyle's Longbox.


Granted. But now said longbox is a neverending $1 bin of back issues nobody wants. You keep emptying it to put your own books in but cannot.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by conditionfreak
I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.


Granted. You and your fraternal twin sister are practically inseparable. In fact, it makes people uncomfortable when they are around you. You are still bitter about not getting some of the inheritance.
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Collector Thanatos private msg quote post Address this user
I want #soon to be #now.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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I want #soon to be #now.


Granted but now everyone on the forum says #now instead of #soon since the meanings of the 2 words are now switched in the English language.
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Collector Thanatos private msg quote post Address this user
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I want #soon to be #now.


Granted but now everyone on the forum says #now instead of #soon since the meanings of the 2 words are now switched in the English language.


balls.
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COLLECTOR DarthLego private msg quote post Address this user
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I want JWKyle's Longbox.


Granted. But now said longbox is a neverending $1 bin of back issues nobody wants. You keep emptying it to put your own books in but cannot.


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COLLECTOR BigRig private msg quote post Address this user
Can I get the only unrestored action comics #1 in 9.8 with no stanp?
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I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for. drchaos private msg quote post Address this user
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Can I get the only unrestored action comics #1 in 9.8 with no stanp?


Yes, but it is a 1988 reprint.
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Collector Atakmunky7 private msg quote post Address this user
@kaptainmyke, or should I say kaptainmykeseeks (?) is brutal.
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COLLECTOR DarthLego private msg quote post Address this user
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Can I get the only unrestored action comics #1 in 9.8 with no stanp?


Yes, but it is a 1988 reprint.

That is still a valuable book for us poor folks.
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COLLECTOR BigRig private msg quote post Address this user
I ment to put no reprint
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If I could, I would. I swear. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by conditionfreak
I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.

It's a mystery why you would be single.
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I had no way of knowing that 9.8 graded copies signed by Adam Hughes weren't what you were looking for. drchaos private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by kaptainmyke
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Originally Posted by conditionfreak
I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.


Granted. You and your fraternal twin sister are practically inseparable. In fact, it makes people uncomfortable when they are around you. You are still bitter about not getting some of the inheritance.


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Originally Posted by conditionfreak
I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.

It's a mystery why you would be single.


Ha Ha I actually have been married for 44 years to the same woman. And she fits MOST of those criteria. Except for the cooking thing and Denzel Washington thing.

Guess I didn't get my world peace and joy to all men thing.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
1 item at a time!
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COLLECTOR DarthLego private msg quote post Address this user
I want a Mr. Meeseeks Box.
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Collector* Towmater private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by conditionfreak
I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.

It's a mystery why you would be single.


Dr Watson, did the word misogynistic leap into your head to?
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Collector Atakmunky7 private msg quote post Address this user
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I want a Mr. Meeseeks Box.

Just asking for trouble.....
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COLLECTOR DarthLego private msg quote post Address this user
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I want a Mr. Meeseeks Box.

Just asking for trouble.....


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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by conditionfreak
get my world peace


World Peace is granted. However, the entire planet must be assimilated by a hive mind alien like Unity in order to achieve this. Dibs on the crotchless Uncle Sam costume.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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joy to all men thing.


Joy is granted to all men. However, now we all must get checked out by a doctor.
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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Can I get the only unrestored action comics #1 in 9.8 with no stanp?


Granted. Unfortunately, now you live in 1938. Your book is worth $0.10 cents.
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If I could, I would. I swear. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by DrWatson
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Originally Posted by conditionfreak
I don't want much, just:

a woman that likes comic books, likes basketball, and likes sex. And is slim and pretty. And is clean, And enjoys scratching my back. And likes western movies. And doesn't go ga-ga over Denzel Washington. And only speaks when addressed. And has inherited millions from her father. And likes dogs. And always looks ten years younger than I. And enjoys cooking and is good at it. And doesn't freak out if the lawn grass is four inches high. And I would like world peace and joy to all men.

Thanks you in advance.

It's a mystery why you would be single.


Dr Watson, did the word misogynistic leap into your head to?

No, because I've paid enough attention to his posts to tell when he's kidding. Plus, I knew he was married and I don't take chat board posts all that seriously.
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If I could, I would. I swear. DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by DarthLego
I want a Mr. Meeseeks Box.

For your not small lightsaber?
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life. kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by DarthLego
I want a Mr. Meeseeks Box.


Granted. Everytime you push the button, the old man MeeSeeks appears instead. He takes the box from you every single time and pushes the button to call another old man MeeSeeks. He takes the box from the second one every single time and pushes the button to call another old man MeeSeeks. A third appears and immediately sees whats happening and destroys the box. Yet the box keeps reappearing however due to your purchase of this cursed item. This is even more absurd and sadder than it sounds because the second just keeps complaining about how they are all about to die any second and screams "don't push the button! we can change this!" but never does change.
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