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Collector djpinkpanther67 private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by Ditch_Fahrenheit
Nite guys.

I'm off to watch Silicon Valley and then get some
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Collector DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
You do know that an "out of context" quote doesn't mean you truncate a sentence in order to create a double entadre, right? It's when an entire sentence or statement, when standing alone, can mean something different than it did within the scope of the original conversation.

For example, "Wow, that thing shot all over the bedroom."

Without supporting sentences, the above statement is open to interpretation depending on where the reader lets their mind... wander. Therefore, it can be taken out of context.
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Collector Pre_Coder private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by DrWatson
For example, "Wow, that thing shot all over the bedroom."


Of course the first thing that came to my mind was - the cork from a champagne bottle.
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Collector DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by Pre_Coder
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Originally Posted by DrWatson
For example, "Wow, that thing shot all over the bedroom."


Of course the first thing that came to my mind was - the cork from a champagne bottle.

Exactly...

Kelly arrived home after a long day at the office. After hanging her keys on the hook by the door, she went upstairs to check on her husband, Dan. Even though he was in his early forties, Dan was capable of making a mess that could rival any toddler going through the terrible twos. Sure enough, as Kelly entered that master suite, she found champagne all over the brand new carpeting. She grabbed a nearby towel and began blotting the fizzy liquid out of the carpet. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Dan coming from the bathroom with the offending bottle in his hand. As Kelly shot Dan a hateful look, all he could do was grin sheepishly, hold up the cork, and say,"Wow, that thing shot all over the bedroom."
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Collector djpinkpanther67 private msg quote post Address this user
Thank you for the info. You are correct. I will attempt to adhere to that concept
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Collector DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
Glad I could help. It's not everyday I find myself in that position.
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Collector DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
See what I did there?
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Collector Jerkfro private msg quote post Address this user
Watson's favorite thread lol
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Collector djpinkpanther67 private msg quote post Address this user

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Originally Posted by DrWatson
It's not everyday I find myself in that position.
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Collector Dick_Pontoon private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by Ditch_Fahrenheit
But usually I only need about 10.5 inches...so I'm good.
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Collector djpinkpanther67 private msg quote post Address this user
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Collector DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by Stelbert_Stylton
I caught a drumstick from Tommy in 1985!
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Collector matterus023 private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by aggr1103
CBCS impressed me with one big thing...
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Moderator Jesse_O private msg quote post Address this user
By Studley_Dudley "My pants got slightly shorter looking at the box."
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COLLECTOR DarthLego private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by MR_SigS
When Mods do it, it's called poofing.
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Collector The_Curmudgeon private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by roarzola
Eastman doing a quick Turtle head on a blank cover.
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COLLECTOR DarthLego private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by MetalPSI
Humping the bottom is what got me here in the first place
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Collector MetalPSI private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by DarthLego
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Originally Posted by MetalPSI
Humping the bottom is what got me here in the first place


The proper quote in this context would have been to quote The Watcher, not me, as I am making fun of his misspelling. So essentially instead of posting it here, I simply responded.
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Collector The_Curmudgeon private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by DarthLego
I want all the things. Will probably not be able to take them all at once.
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COLLECTOR DarthLego private msg quote post Address this user
@The_Curmudgeon oh come on, I've said racier things than that, dig deeper.
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Collector The_Curmudgeon private msg quote post Address this user
@DarthLego
Low hanging fruit.
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COLLECTOR DarthLego private msg quote post Address this user
Saving you the trouble on this one lol.

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Originally Posted by DarthLego
So yes, you get what you pay for, you get a bigger box.
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COLLECTOR DarthLego private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by DarthLego
Just got my cherry popped by these two lovely ladies.
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Collector MR_SigS private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by DarthLego
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Originally Posted by DarthLego
Just got my cherry popped by these two lovely ladies.


Isn't quoting yourself like Dion Sanders giving himself the nickname 'Primetime'?
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COLLECTOR DarthLego private msg quote post Address this user
@MR_SigS Possibly
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Collector MR_SigS private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by JLS_Comics
photos dont do it justice it needs to be seen in motion under light
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Collector MR_SigS private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by kaptainmyke
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg it came in it came in it came in mmmmmmmm you have NO IDEA
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Collector esaravo private msg quote post Address this user
By @DocBrown:

That's an impressive box.
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COLLECTOR kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by The_Curmudgeon
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Originally Posted by DarthLego
I want all the things. Will probably not be able to take them all at once.


Double quoted for double penetration.
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COLLECTOR kaptainmyke private msg quote post Address this user
I imagined since I joined here that my name would pop up here sooner than later.
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