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Quote:Originally Posted by Ditch_Fahrenheit |
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 If I could, I would. I swear.
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| You do know that an "out of context" quote doesn't mean you truncate a sentence in order to create a double entadre, right? It's when an entire sentence or statement, when standing alone, can mean something different than it did within the scope of the original conversation. For example, "Wow, that thing shot all over the bedroom." Without supporting sentences, the above statement is open to interpretation depending on where the reader lets their mind... wander. Therefore, it can be taken out of context. |
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 I'll probably wake up constipated.
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Quote:Originally Posted by DrWatson Of course the first thing that came to my mind was - the cork from a champagne bottle.  |
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Quote:Originally Posted by Pre_Coder Exactly... Kelly arrived home after a long day at the office. After hanging her keys on the hook by the door, she went upstairs to check on her husband, Dan. Even though he was in his early forties, Dan was capable of making a mess that could rival any toddler going through the terrible twos. Sure enough, as Kelly entered that master suite, she found champagne all over the brand new carpeting. She grabbed a nearby towel and began blotting the fizzy liquid out of the carpet. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Dan coming from the bathroom with the offending bottle in his hand. As Kelly shot Dan a hateful look, all he could do was grin sheepishly, hold up the cork, and say,"Wow, that thing shot all over the bedroom." |
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djpinkpanther67 private msg quote post Address this user | |
| Thank you for the info. You are correct. I will attempt to adhere to that concept | ||
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If I could, I would. I swear.
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DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user | |
| Glad I could help. It's not everyday I find myself in that position. | ||
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See what I did there?  |
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| Watson's favorite thread lol | ||
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djpinkpanther67 private msg quote post Address this user | |
Quote: Originally Posted by DrWatson |
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Quote:Originally Posted by Ditch_Fahrenheit |
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DrWatson private msg quote post Address this user | |
Quote:Originally Posted by Stelbert_Stylton |
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Quote:Originally Posted by aggr1103 |
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| By Studley_Dudley "My pants got slightly shorter looking at the box." | ||
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Quote:Originally Posted by MR_SigS |
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Quote:Originally Posted by roarzola |
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Quote:Originally Posted by MetalPSI |
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Quote:Originally Posted by DarthLego The proper quote in this context would have been to quote The Watcher, not me, as I am making fun of his misspelling. So essentially instead of posting it here, I simply responded. |
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Quote:Originally Posted by DarthLego |
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| @The_Curmudgeon oh come on, I've said racier things than that, dig deeper. |
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The_Curmudgeon private msg quote post Address this user | |
| @DarthLego Low hanging fruit. |
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| Saving you the trouble on this one lol. Quote: Originally Posted by DarthLego |
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Quote:Originally Posted by DarthLego |
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Quote:Originally Posted by DarthLego Isn't quoting yourself like Dion Sanders giving himself the nickname 'Primetime'? |
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| @MR_SigS Possibly | ||
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Quote:Originally Posted by JLS_Comics |
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Quote:Originally Posted by kaptainmyke |
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 I live in RI and Rhode Islanders eat chili with beans.
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| By @DocBrown: That's an impressive box. |
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 I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life.
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Quote:Originally Posted by The_Curmudgeon Double quoted for double penetration. |
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I bought a meat grinder on amazon for $60 and it's changed my life.
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| I imagined since I joined here that my name would pop up here sooner than later. | ||
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